Have no fear, citizens. I will take us to safety on the next page.

Mobile phones are immune to your charms.

Sorry, guys. Was most likely my fault with that spin pun. But i'm done. I've turned over a new leaf.

No matter what happens Miracle, the world just keeps on spinning.

Talking about spinning:
my eyeballs are rolling around in their sockets.
Dizzy.
I might consider my world a bit tilted

how much longer is this thread going to revolve around terrible puns?

Everytime you make a spinning pun, a fairy dies a horrible death somewhere on this planet.
Think about that, because I hope I turned your heads the other way about the issue.

Everytime I leave that page I eventually turn around and look at it again.

Jeepers, i'm so turned up right now. No matter how much I concentrate, my vision just keeps tilting. I may need to stop drinking for a second, my head is spinning.

no seriously, these aren't even puns at this point

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Sorry, guys. Was most likely my fault with that spin pun. But i'm done. I've turned over a new leaf.

It's time for you to leaf with your horrible puns.

I 'm just going to turn around and leave before I get hurt.
Unless senpai notices me

Someone please change the subject, before our having a good time calls the spammers back. Trust me.

That spinning page scared the living shit out of me. I thought there was something wrong with my computer haha.

But I guess not all problems revolve around my hardware, eh?