The Chat Thread
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May 29, 2014 1:01 AM #1200055
This suddenly turned into the 50 shades of grey thread.
May 29, 2014 1:02 AM #1200056
There's not enough sex yet devi, chill. Jutsu's a caring father.
Tho btw, I think I'm starting to feel better. Only my head hurts, in which I can barely execute high power in my moves. Welp, wish me luck
Tho btw, I think I'm starting to feel better. Only my head hurts, in which I can barely execute high power in my moves. Welp, wish me luck
May 29, 2014 1:05 AM #1200059
I truly feel compelled to start a thread dedicated to 50 shades of grey style sexy talk now. Fear of immediate banishment from the forums is the only reason I have not already created one. And Guys, I know I am going a bit overboard with the sex talk. The moment it begins to drop from amusing to annoying, please tell me so. Because I don't know my limits.
May 29, 2014 1:12 AM #1200060
Quote from ReconcileThere's not enough sex yet devi, chill.
There's not enough miracles.
May 29, 2014 1:16 AM #1200063
When it comes to sex talk on this forum, you're barely even initiated newbie.
May 29, 2014 1:17 AM #1200064
Quote from deviThere's not enough miracles.
-sends a playful wink towards the audience-
May 29, 2014 1:21 AM #1200065
http://thefreethoughtproject.com/autopsy-mentally-ill-inmate-burned-death-prison-guards/
One things for sure, the best way to rehabilitate criminals and mentally ill people, the best way to make them useful and functional is to force them under a scolding hot shower until their skin melts off.
Ugh...prison industrial complex...
One things for sure, the best way to rehabilitate criminals and mentally ill people, the best way to make them useful and functional is to force them under a scolding hot shower until their skin melts off.
Ugh...prison industrial complex...
May 29, 2014 1:26 AM #1200066
Quote from JutsuWhen it comes to sex talk on this forum, you're barely even initiated newbie.
I'm pretty confident in calling myself an adept at sex talk.
May 29, 2014 1:27 AM #1200067
Quote from SmileI'm pretty confident in calling myself an adept at sex talk.
Maybe a novice.
Maybe.
May 29, 2014 1:35 AM #1200071
Quote from JutsuMaybe a novice.
Maybe.
I did the birds and bees speech five times.
I'm adept at sex talk.
May 29, 2014 1:43 AM #1200074
Before Smile set me straight I thought things could only come out of butts. How wrong I was.
May 29, 2014 1:48 AM #1200076
Zed is no stranger to Smiles famous "1000 thrusts of pleasure" technique. Many travel across the lands in hope of witnessing such art!
May 29, 2014 2:01 AM #1200082
Quote from SmileI did the birds and bees speech five times.
I'm adept at sex talk.
Ehnn, I don't know.
Your sex talk hasn't exactly wow'd me.
Neither has your sex.
May 29, 2014 2:04 AM #1200084
Quote from JutsuEhnn, I don't know.
Your sex talk hasn't exactly wow'd me.
Neither has your sex.
I didn't know sex talks were supposed to "wow" anybody.
May 29, 2014 2:04 AM #1200085
Quote from ReconcileGot sick. I have a karate tourney tomorrow and I can't fight with this condition, godammit. Unless I sacrifice my illness for a fight, that'd be dangerous.
Any tips on how to restore health in one day?
how to get well in 1 day:
- lie in bed with your eyes closed for most of the day
- stay wrapped in a blanket even if you're sweating a lot. ESPECIALLY if you're sweating a lot.
- have a shower in the middle of the day.
- drink lots of lemon, ginger and honey tea
- eat warm, nutritious food. soups, stews, and curries are ideal. put shiitake mushrooms in everything you eat.
- don't masturbate