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Jun 13, 2014 11:32 AM #1206106
Naturally.

The first time miracle asked me to douse my dick in grenadine I was unsure, but after I experienced it I realized exactly how apt his user name is.
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Jun 13, 2014 12:36 PM #1206126
I always hear people saying they find it impossible to suck their own dick. Naturally, I tried it. It took many hours of practice, and many back and neck injuries, buyt i was finally able to taste the tib of my swollen blood snake. And you know what? It sucked.

BA-DUM CRASH!!!
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Jun 13, 2014 1:28 PM #1206166
I'm getting too old for this shit
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Jun 13, 2014 1:34 PM #1206170
Quote from Hewitt
I dont think any woman would ever find it tasty and if they do they're just saying that because they like you


I've had a one-night-stand tell me she liked the taste of penis. Nice girl.
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Jun 13, 2014 1:36 PM #1206173
Well maybe the value that they want is intrinsic? Like, she's only saying she likes the taste, but ultimately that taste just makes her horny
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Jun 13, 2014 1:37 PM #1206176
Possibly. I was way too drunk to investigate further.
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Jun 13, 2014 2:43 PM #1206205
Quote from Mikematic
Ever wonder what the taste of a bare penis would be like?


dude its made out of skin it tastes like skin, what are you guys thinking it would taste like

also yeah what hewitt said
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Jun 13, 2014 3:27 PM #1206225
Quote from Amf
dude its made out of skin it tastes like skin, what are you guys thinking it would taste like

also yeah what hewitt said


In other words...
You can suck your finger to find out how it tastes???
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Jun 13, 2014 3:41 PM #1206235
Quote from DragonCurse
In other words...
You can suck your finger to find out how it tastes???

Add in urine and yeah. (if you don't clean often)
There's also the part underneath the fleshy cover. Yeah.
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Jun 13, 2014 4:17 PM #1206252
how and/or why do you know what a dirty cock tastes like?
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Jun 13, 2014 4:45 PM #1206261
Quote from Exilement
how and/or why do you know what a dirty cock tastes like?


To be fair, he says that it was skin+urine. He never said he knew what it tastes like.
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Jun 13, 2014 4:46 PM #1206262
Quote from _Ai_
To be fair, he says that it was skin+urine. He never said he knew what it tastes like.

High five. Somebody gets it.
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Jun 13, 2014 4:50 PM #1206264
I see that people were talking about the taste of dicks this morning. I make a humorous post, then leave for the beach with my friends.


I return to see if Jutsu has posted another intellectual discussion, only to find that the dick conversation has only gotten worse.


Still talking about dicks. It's been about four hours.
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Jun 13, 2014 4:54 PM #1206266
Quote from Miracle
I see that people were talking about the taste of dicks this morning. I make a humorous post, then leave for the beach with my friends.


I return to see if Jutsu has posted another intellectual discussion, only to find that the dick conversation has only gotten worse.


Still talking about dicks. It's been about four hours.

Miracle: The switch that flips a tide of dick discussions.
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Jun 13, 2014 5:06 PM #1206274
Quote from Miracle
I see that people were talking about the taste of dicks this morning. I make a humorous post, then leave for the beach with my friends.


I return to see if Jutsu has posted another intellectual discussion, only to find that the dick conversation has only gotten worse.


Still talking about dicks. It's been about four hours.


We could change the topic to Cannabilism...
Which might not be too different from the current topic...