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Jul 31, 2014 9:05 PM #1225091
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I'll ram my fist so far up your asshole.




I was so pumped and ready to go, but then I realised that you weren't talking to me. *Sigh*
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Jul 31, 2014 9:06 PM #1225094
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I was so pumped and ready to go, but then I realised that you weren't talking to me. *Sigh*

Haha

I literally face palmed, that was a good one.
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Jul 31, 2014 9:10 PM #1225095
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The fuck you just say to me?

I'll ram my fist so far up your asshole that your teeth will pop out.


How can you be hating on a compliment... Sacred gets all the girls... Now you have girls fighting over you
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Jul 31, 2014 9:11 PM #1225096
Nigga, I don't get any girls.

I'm some jackwagon on a forum.
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Jul 31, 2014 9:12 PM #1225097
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Nigga, I don't get any girls.

I'm some jackwagon on a forum.


Would someone mind telling me what a jackwagon is though?
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Jul 31, 2014 10:03 PM #1225120
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I find Cronos and Captain Cook interchangeable so it doesn't matter. Much like Sacred and Devour

Dude wat

Maybe we used to be exactly the same, but now we're almost opposites. Sacred only posts about how he's doing lazy backstrokes through all the pussy he's diving through and all that irl stuff, and I just continue doing the most nerdy shit possible while making unfunny jokes. If I had to relate myself with another user I'd say I'm really similar to Captain Cook now actually
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Jul 31, 2014 10:48 PM #1225130
I wonder what you could find if you read all pages of this thread.
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Jul 31, 2014 10:55 PM #1225133
^Madness, gay shit, everything in the internet in one.

Happy 11000 pages guys
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Jul 31, 2014 11:22 PM #1225141
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Samurai drop on e5! Checkmate!

not a single soldier died that game

His commander was originally tier three atop the archer behind it. When he dropped the arrow behind my frontlines to take my catapult I knew I had to pressure. I dropped a clandestine putting his commander in check, with no back route to escape his command stepped forward, then I dropped the samurai. Unable to take my clandestine or samurai because of the nearby captain it was GG.
Ruin really had me sweating during that match though.
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Jul 31, 2014 11:35 PM #1225145
Oh, Jutsu.
What is this wonderful looking game you are playing, dear friend?
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Jul 31, 2014 11:37 PM #1225146
It's called Gungi, everything you need to know is in my signature.

The image I posted was a screen cap from a simulator which we've used before that my partner and I assembled a plug in and card data for to allow web play. That's why the board and pieces may look a bit distorted.

the pieces and the board are all my work.
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Jul 31, 2014 11:42 PM #1225148
Yeah i thought I had him that game. Till the Samurai drop.
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Jul 31, 2014 11:43 PM #1225149
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Yeah i thought I had him that game.in till the Samurai drop.

Seriously, you where basically kicking my ass all game.
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Aug 1, 2014 12:40 AM #1225161
Okay sorry to change the subject but who wouldn't reverse cowgirl Poxes cock.
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Aug 1, 2014 12:52 AM #1225166
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Okay sorry to change the subject but who wouldn't reverse cowgirl Poxes cock.

I wouldn't, what the fuck.

That was random.