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You're going to make me pay for my own pornography?

You are a whole new level of evil.

You're going to pay for your own pornography?

You are a whole new level of pervert.

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I like the documentaries narrated by David Attenborough.

His work is always gold. I mean he is the narrator of Planet Earth after all and I've made my feelings on that quite clear.

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Thank. You.

This is also why when you see people attempting to parody it, it's almost never funny. It's a humor and a charm you can't willingly recreate, and actually trying to do it doesn't work as well.
There's a pretty big difference between something that's intended to be funny, and something that's not supposed to be funny but still is. It's something a lot of people don't really understand.

It goes back to that old adage about how a man who is wearing a silly hat is only funny if he doesn't know that his hat is silly. When Conan the Barbarian was announced in the early 80s, Mattel was commissioned by Dino De Lautinitis (perhaps the most influential film producer of the 80s) to create Conan toys. But when the director John Milius turned in the first cut, it became quite obvious that the movie was NOT even remotely child-friendly (too much nudity, sex and violence) so the deal was scrapped. Mattel scrambled around and put out a makeshift mythology, dyed the colors of the characters and made a story around the toy molds that they had made. Thus He-Man and the Masters of the Universe was born. It was a plan B from the very beginning.

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BBC news is generally very good in terms of impartiality and accuracy. They just come across as a bit patronising sometimes, especially if the story involves the internet in any way.

When I asked about whether the same people were involved, it was more a question of whether the same attention is paid to the news that is paid to the documentaries. But yeah I guess news stories involving the internet is a hard step for most new corporations to make.

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Though it was extremely surprising when scientists announced that all dinosaurs had feathers.

Not all of them. Just a lot of them.

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Not all of them. Just a lot of them.

Still a bit of a wow thing for me.

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Devi how do we pronounce your username

devee or devai?

devee

Yes most people found it surprising Jurassic park. But dinosaurs are ancestors of modern birds anyway. Thats why eagles and hawks are still called Raptors (please).

Devi means queen in Tamil and most other south indian languages.

jurassic park was awesome.

until years later when science disproved alot of shit

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Yes most people found it surprising Jurassic park.

I'm hoping some of the dinosaurs in the movies don't have feathers now, I wouldn't know myself as I haven't watched any of the movies.

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Devi means queen in Tamil and most other south indian languages.

Bow down before the queen.

EDIT: Ninja'd by hewitt.

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Yes most people found it surprising Jurassic park. But dinosaurs are ancestors of modern birds anyway. Thats why eagles and hawks are still called Raptors (please).

I should ban you.

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jurassic park was awesome.

until years later when science disproved alot of shit

And Jurassic Park 2.

Scaly ass giant reptiles > feathery t-rexes

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You're going to pay for your own pornography?

You are a whole new level of pervert.

Are you saying you wouldn't keep a copy of your film debut? I'm going places man.

What mythology does he-man revolves around? Ive never watched it, so its not part of my childhood.

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jurassic park was awesome.

until years later when science disproved alot of shit

It still remains a landmark of cinema and a really fun movie.

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I'm hoping some of the dinosaurs in the movies don't have feathers now, I wouldn't know myself as I haven't watched any of the movies.

Jurassic Park 3 gave the Raptors some vague feathers.

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I should ban you.

My aunt should have had balls and been my uncle.

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Are you saying you wouldn't keep a copy of your film debut? I'm going places man.

Its cute how you think this is either of our debuts.

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What mythology does he-man revolves around? Ive never watched it, so its not part of my childhood.

It has its own mythology, set in the planet Eternia.

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Its cute how you think this is either of our debuts.

Nish and Jelly's Chloroform Playtime III

I watched the first two intently, quality pieces.

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I watched the first two intently, quality pieces.

I'm proud of the fact that we made two movies comprised entirely of money shots.

re: news the whole media is bullshit and i stopped watching television entirely

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Scarecrow, were you ever a fan of He-Man?

not really. pretty sure it was largely before my time, or at least obscured by pokemon. to me, 'skeletor' is more of an in-joke between myself and some friends of mine. one of my bros is bony as fuck and often referred to thusly. the fact that a character is connected to the name is a happy coincidence; even more so with an epic dramatic laugh

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When life gave Nish premature ejaculation he made a new genre of porn from it.

Follow your dreams kids.

Nish is an inspiration for premature ejaculators everywhere