Wow, penis inspection day. That was one hell of a situation.

Yeah ours was random as well. What was bad was that I'd heard about it but I seriously could not for the life of me believe it was a real thing. And by the time they did it, I had forgotten all about it. I was a Junior at the time. What these sneaky motherfuckers did was try to disguise it as a pep rally so that when they lined us up in the hallway, we wouldn't see that really it was just the day of penile inspection. Not sure how we didn't catch on that they had separated the boys and girls.

Anyway, I had this thing throughout my four years of high school where I made it a point to never appear at a pep rally because I'm completely blank in my school spirit tank. And every single time, I had to sneak off school grounds in a new way. When they started dismissing classes to go to the gyms, I decided to try and cut across from the cafeteria to the buses. But I noticed that they had teachers perched at the doors. I guess since this was the big day, they had security pretty tight. So I backtracked through the swarm of students, prepared to make the excuse I left my phone in a classroom in case anyone asked. Then, because I had snuck out the back of the group, I walked through empty hallways until I reached uncovered back doors. As I made my way off campus, I noticed a golf kart approaching me. This was the ride of campus security, perching to nab any students trying to get off school grounds. I booked it only to notice ambulances filling the streets. I was lost in turmoil and began heading towards the backside of the neighborhood nearby, but that was when they saw me.

I honestly can't let go of the moment of fear I felt. I saw men with their faces covered in surgical masks, not looking too happy. I started a full on sprint. It wasn't long before I noticed that a chase had begun to ensue. I was being followed by these men with the golf kart not too close behind. That was when I came across the principal and his vice. They blocked my path and I was at a loss for what to do. I was dragged into one of the ambulances, screaming as to figure out what was going on. They reached for my pants and I was absolutely terrified. I panicked and felt like this was going to be the loss of my sanity for the rest of my life.

And then the principal looked at me and said, "Cool it. It's just penis inspection day." Honestly, I've never been so relieved to hear something in my life. I thought some bad shit was about to go down, but turns out all the rumors were just true. Fucking high school haha.

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homie if u think i was talking about foremans you's a newfag

I knew something was special when I left her at the table to get food, and when I got back she was drawing. phuck man.

Nah, but seriously good luck with that dude
how'd you two meet if you don't mind me asking

I was homeschooled so my dad was in charge of mine

to be completely honest it was on tinder a year ago and we hung out once and it was weird

and then over the semester we hung out occasionally and whatnot and it was alright. She got a new phone so we text occasionally and now im more interested now that my previous FWB thing is over.

What is this you speak of. Australia has no such thing.

im amazed the grill comment went over all yall heads

Simmer down, would you?

I won't lie. I probably laughed harder at the Foreman comment than I should have.

Ok, so, after investigating a bit, "Penis Inspection Day" is just a Physical given a weird, weird nickname. The "penis" part is actually the part where they check your gonads to make sure there's proper growth and there's no injury or hernia. The reason I didn't realize it was a Physical (I had made the guess, but it sounded different) was because nobody noted any of the other tests you go through to verify your health, like the scoliosis test or the vision test. Plus, it isn't actually mandatory everywhere, and is usually only required if you're going for something physically demanding/dangerous (such as sports or working inventory in places requiring heavy lifting).

So yeah, Penis Inspection Day=Physicals (also, I don't think they even really inspect your penis).

No no, the whole things made up. You guys were right the first time.

I live in a reality where kids can make sure their own dicks and assholes are okay. If they're extremely brain dead and can't tell something is wrong and their dick falls off, that's just natural selection at that point.

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No no, the whole things made up. You guys were right the first time.

Yeah, no, physicals are really called Penis Inspection Day in some places. Which is hilarious, and you should now feel embarrassed that what you were joking about is actually a thing.

Huh, says who?

It's pretty widely accepted as a joke. I dunno, guess I could be wrong.

homie penis inspection day is from an old copypaysta joke on 4chan ages ago

Right? That's what I thought