My mom wouldn't know your comeback.
Also the fact it's coming off an ass means your comebacks must be even worse than mine.

You're such a fucking retard.

Cum is semen, cockhole.

You want my comeback?
comeback?
Cum back?

It's implying that I fucked your mom and came on her ass

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You're such a fucking retard.

Cum is semen, cockhole.

You want my comeback?
comeback?
Cum back?

It's implying that I fucked your mom and came on her ass

Cook, Setto got you to explain the joke. You've been played, hombre. YOU BEEN PLAYED.

I win :D
In ur face captin

"Oh look, I'm a retard"
"stfu retard"
"OH HUEHUEHUE I TROLLED YOU IM NOT RETARDED AT ALL!"

jesus dude

Now my sides are hurting XD

Ah StickPage forums, you wonderfully magnificent creature. I am eternally grateful of your presence in this world.

I feel like I've just returned to Invasion of the Body Snatchers and Cook is slowly being turned into one of the Pod people.

Fight it, Cook.

Quote from ssosmeify

Did someone say video games?!?!?

My girl trumps your guy.

"adjective
1.
characterized by a slowness or limitation in intellectual understanding and awareness, emotional development, academic progress, etc.
2.
Slang. stupid or foolish.
noun
3.
(used with a plural verb) people who are slow or limited in mental development (usually preceded by the):
new schools for the retarded."

Bitch I probably get higher grades grades than you.

Quote from Nish

My girl trumps your guy.

I love this song so much yo. It's pretty nostalgic to me as well; my chemistry teacher used to play it in the background while we solved papers. Good times.

Quote from Setto

"adjective
1.
characterized by a slowness or limitation in intellectual understanding and awareness, emotional development, academic progress, etc.
2.
Slang. stupid or foolish.
noun
3.
(used with a plural verb) people who are slow or limited in mental development (usually preceded by the):
new schools for the retarded."

Bitch I probably get higher grades grades than you.

You're like 13 and Cook is a grown ass man in uni doing much tougher shit than you do, so a difference in grades if there is one is probably not evidence of you having some kind of superior intellect

Quote from Drone

You're like 13 and Cook is a grown ass man in uni doing much tougher shit than you do, so a difference in grades if there is one is probably not evidence of you having some kind of superior intellect

Since when was difference in evidence for someone being of superior intellect either way? Anyone willing to put in the time and work to study can get good grades.
Setto you're comebacks are backfiring hard.

Inb4 Exilement comes in to claim Cook has a compulsive need to bully school kids and we should all avoid plastic products.

Quote from Setto

"adjective
1.
characterized by a slowness or limitation in intellectual understanding and awareness, emotional development, academic progress, etc.
2.
Slang. stupid or foolish.
noun
3.
(used with a plural verb) people who are slow or limited in mental development (usually preceded by the):
new schools for the retarded."

Bitch I probably get higher grades grades than you.

haha damn man shit you must be in some fucking backalley ghetto preschool/mental facility if your dumb ass can get a grade over F in your English class.

Quote from Kysser

OMG i said Fight me IRL i thought it means i Really like to one person who is much stronger than me in real life

So you thought you were saying " Fight me I really like"... ?