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May 10, 2015 8:28 PM #1359982
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I figured you would enjoy that.

Also, Damian, allow me to explain how to "flirt" as you will.

Don't. You over think it and you're going to miss out on every opportunity that a girl ever flirts with you. Here's what you do, ask for her number next time you see her, call her, ask her out.

Yes, it is that simple. She says no? Move on. She says yes? First date.


then the sharks attack and you're eaten by land-sharks. How Cruel.
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I've seen a picture of him with a chef hat. Who the fuck else wears that shit? Even on halloween.

EDIT4NINJA: Why you guys. C'mon. Slow the fuck down.


HAHAHAHA OLD MAN
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May 10, 2015 8:28 PM #1359983
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I've seen a picture of him with a chef hat. Who the fuck else wears that shit? Even on halloween.

EDIT4NINJA: Why you guys. C'mon. Slow the fuck down.


Speed the fuck up. 0-100 real quick



GOD DAMMIT LAMI IT's BEEN MONTHS SINCE THERE's BEEN A CRUEL PUN YOU WITTY LIL SHIT
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May 10, 2015 8:29 PM #1359984
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Micro-wave reheated chicken is ok, but sometimes, all the juices just sorta drip out, and the chicken gets dry. Don't get me wrong, chicken is chicken and chicken tastes great, but reheating it drys it out. If the chicken is cold, I sometimes prefer to eat it cold(cold as in when you keep it out and let it cool for a day, not in the fridge or something).

I really love chicken. It's basically in everything I eat.


Of course bro.
Chicken is love. Chicken is life.
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The old man joke actually got me that time, lol
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May 10, 2015 8:29 PM #1359985
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Yes, I am in a culinary college learning about food and the industry. I've actually mentioned this many times, and have created food based threads and a topic in the debate section on the food industry before.


That's legitimately badass.
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May 10, 2015 8:30 PM #1359987
Quote from Turquoise#2
Micro-wave reheated chicken is ok, but sometimes, all the juices just sorta drip out, and the chicken gets dry. Don't get me wrong, chicken is chicken and chicken tastes great, but reheating it drys it out. If the chicken is cold, I sometimes prefer to eat it cold(cold as in when you keep it out and let it cool for a day, not in the fridge or something).

I really love chicken. It's basically in everything I eat.


If you're drying out the chicken microwaving it, then you're using the microwave too long. I suggest looking at the microwave's power setting, and adjusting the time. Also, it's probably best to microwave in sort of "segments" in order to allow the chicken to rest and let the juices properly resaturate the meat. It's the same for a lot of cooking processes: let the meat rest and the juices filter back around.
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May 10, 2015 8:30 PM #1359988
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I figured you would enjoy that.

Also, Damian, allow me to explain how to "flirt" as you will.

Don't. You over think it and you're going to miss out on every opportunity that a girl ever flirts with you. Here's what you do, ask for her number next time you see her, call her, ask her out.

Yes, it is that simple. She says no? Move on. She says yes? First date.


Yeah, I got that figured out. It's just something to think about when I'm bored and standing in front of my microwave oven eating Publix chicken. Thanks, though. It's good advice.
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May 10, 2015 8:30 PM #1359989
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If you're drying out the chicken microwaving it, then you're using the microwave too long. I suggest looking at the microwave's power setting, and adjusting the time. Also, it's probably best to microwave in sort of "segments" in order to allow the chicken to rest and let the juices properly resaturate the meat. It's the same for a lot of cooking processes: let the meat rest and the juices filter back around.


THE CHEF HAS SPOKEN!
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May 10, 2015 8:32 PM #1359991
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THE CHEF HAS SPOKEN!


That's how conversation works.
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May 10, 2015 8:32 PM #1359992
Fuck you for making me think about chicken juice when my tenderloins are out.
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May 10, 2015 8:35 PM #1359995
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Fuck you for making me think about chicken juice when my tenderloins are out.


I really hope this is an innuendo. I hope with all my might.
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May 10, 2015 8:35 PM #1359996
@Cruel
I guess you learn something new every day. :3
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May 10, 2015 8:36 PM #1359998
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I really hope this is an innuendo. I hope with all my might.


I didn't know you were a homosexual. If only Fusion were around....
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May 10, 2015 8:37 PM #1360000
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I didn't know you were a homosexual. If only Fusion were around....


I'm not homosexual... D: No need to be darude about this. And why is it you want Fusion to be here? Eh?
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May 10, 2015 8:37 PM #1360001
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I really hope this is an innuendo. I hope with all my might.


Reminds me of the time I cursed some kid out in 7th grade and ended up using the words "Vagina Juice!" at the top of my lungs. Good times.
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May 10, 2015 8:38 PM #1360003
Bluvarth is a homosexual?
Oh shit get away man. Oh nvm he's not, false alarm
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Once I called this really shitty girl in 3rd grade a dildo, but she didn't know what it meant at the time. A perfectly good insult wasted. :[
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