Quote from AzureMy god, you quoted the first page.
The first friggin page.
This has gotta be some kind of record. Tales will be sung of what you've done this day. Children will speak in hushed tones, mothers will shield their ears. To think such an event would occur is beyond the scope or man, nay, beyond the scope of reason itself! What say you, scourge? What say you, vile fiend who on its first excursion from the depths of depravity seek to incite madness and illicit turmoil through such mockery and disgusting display?! Cretinous being, I damn thy name, and lay a curse upon the generation which you may never sire.
IM NEW IM SORRY!