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Jul 9, 2015 11:22 PM #1381075
Blasphemer that lyric in Bitter though: "I hope you die chocking on a dozen penises" ayy lmao.
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Jul 10, 2015 1:00 AM #1381111
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Blasphemer that lyric in Bitter though: "I hope you die chocking on a dozen penises" ayy lmao.


''Your back; nasty with psioriasis
I hope you gag and die while you suck a thousand penises
Oh lord, what a slut *censored* is
I'm glad we're over now so I don't have to fuckin' deal with it''

There's a backstory behind Eternity, Bitter and December that's pretty dark and really sucked to live through, but will be fun to tell while playing live.
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Jul 10, 2015 1:13 AM #1381118
So I just dozed off and in my dream I was turned into a crab with some some dudes face every time I stepped outside. Everytime shit like this happens I want one of those deep reading fumblefucks to make a pretentious analysis on the deep metaphors of my life.
Feel free to try, it's always amusing.
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Jul 10, 2015 1:22 AM #1381123
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he was mocking you, the fact that you don't realize this is just proving his point further.


I'm a complete weirdo, so I'm assume imitation is the highest form of flattery. Hurray!
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Jul 10, 2015 1:27 AM #1381124
Please just stop.
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Jul 10, 2015 1:28 AM #1381127
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I'm a complete weirdo, so I'm assume imitation is the highest form of flattery. Hurray!


Except he wasn't imitating you, he was showing you how retarded your logic is. Go back and read it over until you get it please.
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Jul 10, 2015 1:53 AM #1381140
Quote from Charry
So I just dozed off and in my dream I was turned into a crab with some some dudes face every time I stepped outside. Everytime shit like this happens I want one of those deep reading fumblefucks to make a pretentious analysis on the deep metaphors of my life.
Feel free to try, it's always amusing.


Your father is a crab and touched you inappropriately when you were a child. He is a cancer and lives inside your brain like a tumor trying to burst free.

You also have a case of the indoors.
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Jul 10, 2015 2:03 AM #1381142
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Your father is a crab and touched you inappropriately when you were a child. He is a cancer and lives inside your brain like a tumor trying to burst free.

You also have a case of the indoors.


Was the cancer/crab thing on purpose or happy accident

Also personmcperson, go back to the poll section brah
I feel like we all liked you better when you were asking us what our favorite kinds of breads were instead of trying and failing to hold a conversation
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Jul 10, 2015 3:19 AM #1381157
Quote from Charry
So I just dozed off and in my dream I was turned into a crab with some some dudes face every time I stepped outside. Everytime shit like this happens I want one of those deep reading fumblefucks to make a pretentious analysis on the deep metaphors of my life.
Feel free to try, it's always amusing.


You being a crab as you step outside indicates that you have an urge to go somewhere. The face means that you're horny. Soooooo you want to have sex with new people.
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Jul 10, 2015 3:38 AM #1381164
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You being a crab as you step outside indicates that you have an urge to go somewhere. The face means that you're horny. Soooooo you want to have sex with new people.


Hi I'm a new person.
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Jul 10, 2015 3:41 AM #1381165
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Hi I'm a new person.


Not her type, bruv.
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Jul 10, 2015 3:42 AM #1381166
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Not her type, bruv.


Camila's a new person.
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Jul 10, 2015 3:43 AM #1381167
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Camila's a new person.


She's not into girls?
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Jul 10, 2015 3:47 AM #1381170
Couldn't resist, the reference was so ripe.
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So I just dozed off and in my dream I was turned into a crab with some some dudes face every time I stepped outside. Everytime shit like this happens I want one of those deep reading fumblefucks to make a pretentious analysis on the deep metaphors of my life.
Feel free to try, it's always amusing.
You see a coconut crab emerging from a dark pool. It is holding white balls in its pincers and it's apparently trying to say something. What could they be saying?

"You forgot your floaties"
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Jul 10, 2015 3:50 AM #1381173
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