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Oct 27, 2015 8:18 AM #1411295
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That's exactly how I feel about written material. I looked online at how to be a comedian, and one of the things was to "write comedy every day." So I sat down with a blank doc page open and realized that it's hard as fuck. So I went out with my friends and we encountered a guy dressed as a king, walking up to people in the coffee shop saying "bow to me peasants!" And there is where I realize is that life is random, and that there is humor literally everywhere. So I just tell them the weird shit that happens to me, and put myself in a position for weird shit to happen. It's fun and makes life so much more interesting when you see something and think "There's a joke here, I know it."


Comedy does attract a strange mindset. Like we're actively looking to fuck up.
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as an actor, what I suggest is use a script for the most important things. Kinda like the draft of a script.
You'll have the best from both: A solid rail to follow from the script with the freedom you have while doing improv.

I have done something like this but I'm just not usually aware of it. I tend to stick to my jokes pretty tightly so not to go over time. And since my jokes are usually short one linerish kinds, I have to keep in mind word economy. But sometimes when the joke flat out bombs I go off script in an attempt to find that punchline. Worked a few times actually which ironically pisses me off since I put so much thought into what I wrote but they instead respond to an off the cuff comment.
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Oct 27, 2015 10:46 AM #1411324
I find it more funny irl when i hear someone talk spontaneous shit that catches me off guard than stand up comedy
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Oct 27, 2015 10:49 AM #1411325
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I find it more funny irl when i hear someone talk spontaneous shit that catches me off guard than stand up comedy


You'll wish you never said that when you see Katt Williams..
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Oct 27, 2015 11:30 AM #1411327
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I find it more funny irl when i hear someone talk spontaneous shit that catches me off guard than stand up comedy

Well the job of a stand up comic is to make it seem spontaneous and catch you off guard.
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Oct 27, 2015 11:41 AM #1411328
Lol true, I mean it just wouldn't carry as much weight if every-time the comic changed direction in topic and you were expecting it.
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Oct 27, 2015 12:44 PM #1411330
Wtf fun times.
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Oct 27, 2015 1:35 PM #1411336
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Wtf fun times.
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I am so confused.
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Oct 27, 2015 4:32 PM #1411340
Everyone is.
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Oct 27, 2015 5:06 PM #1411346
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Comedy does attract a strange mindset. Like we're actively looking to fuck up.

I have done something like this but I'm just not usually aware of it. I tend to stick to my jokes pretty tightly so not to go over time. And since my jokes are usually short one linerish kinds, I have to keep in mind word economy. But sometimes when the joke flat out bombs I go off script in an attempt to find that punchline. Worked a few times actually which ironically pisses me off since I put so much thought into what I wrote but they instead respond to an off the cuff comment.


Yeah I know what you mean. This one time this guy literally brought up a plastic shaped ass and put a fucking face on it and the crowd was dying. My friend and I were sitting there confused like "What the fuck is going on?" I went up after him and said "Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you guys, but never in my life can I get as much ass as that guy. He's a legend." And they lost it. He got them slapstick happy, which I mean feels good, but personally I like it better when I get a hard crowd to laugh. It's more satisfying to me at least.


Oh, speaking of comedy, my friend and I started a comedy website that primarily makes satirical articles about current events and modern pop culture. He writes all the articles so far because I've been pretty busy with other things, like my book primarily. But check it out! It's a weebly site for now, and he's looking for writers to help make funny content. If any of you are interested there's a sign up thing on the site. What do you guys think?
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Oct 27, 2015 5:41 PM #1411348
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Yeah I know what you mean. This one time this guy literally brought up a plastic shaped ass and put a fucking face on it and the crowd was dying. My friend and I were sitting there confused like "What the fuck is going on?" I went up after him and said "Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you guys, but never in my life can I get as much ass as that guy. He's a legend." And they lost it. He got them slapstick happy, which I mean feels good, but personally I like it better when I get a hard crowd to laugh. It's more satisfying to me at least.


That's great indeed..the boring thing is when you try to crack a joke,and they stare at you,like.."Wtf is this dude talking about?"
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Oct 27, 2015 5:47 PM #1411349
so is there a reason you're publicly self-labeling yourself as a sociopath?
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Oct 27, 2015 5:55 PM #1411350
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so is there a reason you're publicly self-labeling yourself as a sociopath?


Well, he's not. Like not even close to one. I too once thought I was a sociopath. Then I grew the fuck up.
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Oct 27, 2015 6:01 PM #1411351
Well I've kinda wanted to post this for a while now..
Sad but true
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Oct 27, 2015 6:04 PM #1411353
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Well I've kinda wanted to post this for a while now..
Sad but true


Oh don't start that shit storm. Exilement and Scarecrow will literally tear you a new asshole when it comes to topics like these.
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Oct 27, 2015 6:08 PM #1411354
Okay yeah can you stop calling yourself a sociopath? It's disrespectful to people who actually have mental disorders.

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Oh don't start that shit storm. Exilement and Scarecrow will literally tear you a new asshole when it comes to topics like these.


Literally, he says.