That moment when you call your mom and convince her that you are seriously ill. But you don't have that much of sickness. But she accepts it and tells you to go home.

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Only technically married.

Don't tell me shes in the UK again and you're in fucking Missouri or whatever.

No, she's here for good. Just implying that marriage is just paperwork. No rings or wedding yet.

Btw, anyone know of anything good to do in Dallas or the Houston/Galveston areas?

Paperwork is all that matters. Just ask the gays.

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Paperwork is all that matters. Just ask the gays.

By saying gays you mean faggots? am I rite?

Quote from Isaac

By saying gays you mean faggots? am I rite?

Is paperwork all that matters?

Quote from Ashlander

Is paperwork all that matters?

Well thats what they're fighting for, aren't they? No one is stopping them from throwing weddings and living together. But they are not legally recognized as being married, which is creating all the fuss. So yes, paperwork IS all that matters. Paperwork is the only actual difference between a real wedding and a mock wedding.

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I know. I was asking a gay.

sowwy but I don't talk to fags

Quote from Isaac

sowwy but I don't talk to fags

Do you masturbate?

Quote from Isaac

That moment when you call your mom and convince her that you are seriously ill. But you don't have that much of sickness. But she accepts it and tells you to go home.

Whimp.

Quote from Not_Nish

Do you masturbate other men?

Fixed.

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If God was Mexican, it would explain why he suddenly stopped working halfway through.

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Do you masturbate?

why would these things even lodge in the brain of a human bei...

Oh look it's the 16 year old who thinks he's an adult and thinks he knows what's right for all humans.

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why would these things even lodge in the brain of a human bei...