The paris shootings is just a government conspiracy

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The paris shootings is just a government conspiracy

Yeah duh, they just do that so that we don't think the rest of the world is just like America.
Even though it totally is and couldn't possibly be any other way.

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Yeah, what faggots. Slobodan was right! America is the entire west and the european west is trying to act like it's not the usa, even though it is!

Everyone's trying to act like they aren't the USA, but they can't because we're so darn cool and flawless that it's impossible for other countries to not desire to be just like us.

So I've been living in USA all along?!

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So I've been living in USA all along?!

No, you're in the border between the evil commies and the great US. In fact, why does Serbia have a two headed eagle as its coat of arms? They are both symbols of Russia and the USA!!! OMG! WE'VE DISCOVERED SOMETHING!

The two-headed eagle is the symbol of the Byzantine empire too. Which is actually part greek. So USA is Greece!!!

No that's stupid...

No, like my previous theory, Greece is also in-between the east and west (or the USA, just like we proved already)

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No, you're in the border between the evil commies and the great US. In fact, why does Serbia have a two headed eagle as its coat of arms? They are both symbols of Russia and the USA!!! OMG! WE'VE DISCOVERED SOMETHING!

If we're all in the US, why are there people that don't know how to speak English or Spanish?

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If we're all in the US, why are there people that don't know how to speak English or Spanish?

That's called Outer USA, and it includes every country that colonised the soil that is currently part of the USA (exc. Russia, UK, and Spain), and the rest of western europe.

Well Greece is culturally and geographically between the western and eastern culture so I'll give you that. For once you said something right!

Well ancient greeks founded the democracy that we now spit in the face of....I mean...that we totally honor with our current political systems.

If the east is the opposite of the USA, then why is Japan allied with the US? That makes no sense! USA is only west! Too many loopholes right now!

Wait. How was the US able to take over Russia and China without nuclear weapons? If the US used nuclear weapons, it would be snowing all the time but it's not.
Or did the US only take over the Western Hemisphere and Europe?

Only West and Europe! Have you not been reading?! Are you mf dyslexic!?