Lol we know you doubt it. No one wants to believe they just got conned. My money is on either troll or Externus.
hey man I have no problem to admitting being conned, fuck I'd rather it be a troll than having someone this fuckin dumb exist in the real world.
however after seeing mike and many other examples over the years, i've become convinced that there sadly might be people who are unironically just this retarded.
also this just doesn't feel like any of the named suspect's style yknow, like I talk to obs and jewxternus every once in a while and gage every other day.