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God dammit James.

James makes me sad for some reason, it feels like something inside of me just died in a bloody horrific death.

He has that effect on people, he was banned awhile ago.

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Thats why he has two infractions or something?

Yep. He decided to return making everybody who's anybodies dick crawl inside of them in sheer fear.
He usually screws over anything that happens with a single post.

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Yep. He decided to return making everybody who's anybodies dick crawl inside of them in sheer fear.
He usually screws over anything that happens with a single post.

I see, so thats why I'm shivering in sheer shock and my balls have disappeared.

No, you're shivering in shock because thats your first reaction to anal penetration, as for your balls....yeah it might be James.

Actually, it was oral, but whatever.

I, Krob, claim this thread. For I am the North land's mightiest warrior.
Lighting strikes upon my battle ax as I slash through those who oppose me, and my true cause of justice! I have traveled many miles to reach this land, all who oppose me, let us make war.



Btw this is me.

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I, Krob, claim this thread. For I am the North land's mightiest warrior.
Lighting strikes upon my long sword as I slash through those who oppose me, and my true cause of justice! I have traveled many miles to reach this land, all who oppose me, let us make war.

Here to the blaze
I wander
Through this black night
I ponder
The edge of our mighty swords
Did clash
Fallen by our axes
Helmets smashed

Glory and fame
Blood is our name
Souls full of thunder
Hearts of steel
Killers of men
Of warriors friend
Sworn to avenge our fallen brothers
To the end...

One day too
I may fall
I will enter Odin's Hall
I will die sword in hand
My name and my deeds will
Scorch the land

Glory and fame!
Blood is our name..
Soul full of thunder!!
Hearts of steel
Killers of men!
Of warriors friend
Sworn to avenge our fallen brothers

Sons of the gods
today we shall die
Open Valhalla's door
Let the battle begin
with swords in the wind
Hail Gods of War

[Solo]

Sons of Odin we four..!!
By the hammer of Thor!
Ride down from the sky....
Another is born
Another shall fall
This day men will die!!!!

Glory and fame
Blood is our name
Souls full of thunder
Hearts of steel
Killers of men
Of warriors friend
Sworn to avenge our fallen brothers
Sons of the gods today we shall die
Open Valhalla's door
Let the battle begin with swords in the wind
Hail Gods of War

Sons of the gods today we shall die
Open Valhalla's door
Let the battle begin with swords in the wind
Hail Gods of War

Let the battle begin with swords in the wind
Hail
Gods
of War!!!

...Onward into the heart of battle
Fought the sons of Odin
Outnumbered many times
Still
they fought on
Blood poured fourth from their wounds
Deep into the earth
Vultures waited for the broken shells
That once were bodies
But Odin alone would choose the day
They would enter Valhalla
And in their hour of need
He sent forth unto them The Berserker Rage
Now gods and men
They rose up from the ground
Screaming like wild animals
Such is the gift of absolute power
No blade or weapon would harm them
They killed them and horses alike
And all who stood before them died that day

Hail Gods Of War!!!!!

I conquer. End...

Harrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!! May the Gods allow us to pillage upon these innocent villages!

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I conquer.

Whahahaha thats funny! Lol i seriously laughed out loud :]

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D-D-D-Dad?, is that you?