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Sep 25, 2016 10:42 PM #1461974
To all the Adults ( Or teens that are on that adult level ) What are some things i would need in order to successfully have a Job in General?

Like the Main Characteristics That would most likely have some one Employed? (An Outgoing Personality, Degrees etc)
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Sep 25, 2016 11:28 PM #1461979
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To all the Adults ( Or teens that are on that adult level ) What are some things i would need in order to successfully have a Job in General?

Like the Main Characteristics That would most likely have some one Employed? (An Outgoing Personality, Degrees etc)


1. Be likeable.
2. Actually have experience.
3. Look decent.
4. Know shit about the place you're applying for.
5. Act like you actually want to work there, and already have the job in the bag.
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Sep 25, 2016 11:40 PM #1461981
and don't gossip about all your co workers behind their backs, it isn't very professional.
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Sep 25, 2016 11:41 PM #1461982
That's for keeping the job, not getting it. Unless you already know somebody who works there, in which case get them to recommend you.
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Sep 25, 2016 11:44 PM #1461983
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That's for keeping the job, not getting it. Unless you already know somebody who works there, in which case get them to recommend you.

the advice stands, it's the number one thing people out of highschool do.

What good is a job if you can't keep it?
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Sep 26, 2016 12:11 AM #1461984
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Good god you guys, why so hostile?


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Cheesus christ guys.
Just stop.


How to Get the Chat Thread more Activity:

a) Start an argument
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Why have many of the arguments here lately been so petty?


The abolishing of the Debate Thread has deemed any argument un-petty, since the Standard no longer exists
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Sep 26, 2016 12:22 AM #1461988
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How to Get the Chat Thread more Activity:

a) Start an argument
b) Wait for lurkers to grab popcorn

Damian is smarter than Hewitt. That's fact.
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Sep 26, 2016 12:23 AM #1461989
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Damian is smarter than Hewitt. That's fact.


Nothing to argue there though.
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Sep 26, 2016 12:24 AM #1461990
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You think this a fucking joke you pussy? You know what, what's your fucking address I'll pull up right now, we can do it.

Yeah that's 5056 IFUKDURMOM drive, it's the house on the end and the road is a long one.
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Sep 26, 2016 12:27 AM #1461991
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Yeah that's 5056 IFUKDURMOM drive, it's the house on the end and the road is a long one.


You know what's really long? The dick I'm gonna stick in your nostril you lil cumbucket spitoon ass bitch.
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Sep 26, 2016 12:27 AM #1461992
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You know what's really long? The dick I'm gonna stick in your nostril you lil cumbucket spitoon ass bitch.

Will that be cash or credit?
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Sep 26, 2016 12:28 AM #1461993
Holy shit this is worthy of my popcorn
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Sep 26, 2016 12:31 AM #1461995
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Will that be cash or credit?


I'll take your food stamps card you broke crackwhore no-teeth having, giving gumjobs for a bump ass musty hag.

Or just any card. Debit or Bredit works
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Sep 26, 2016 12:33 AM #1461996
He misconstrues humor for jerkassery and hes the smarter one
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Sep 26, 2016 12:37 AM #1461998
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I'll take your food stamps card you broke crackwhore no-teeth having, giving gumjobs for a bump ass musty hag.

Or just any card. Debit or Bredit works

Oh you don't understand, you'll be paying me.