Quote from AsePlayer

How dare thou say "bye" to the son of Steve Jobs. :^)

You don't know tho, he might be looking for a "job" ;)

Quote from Frost10114

You don't know tho, he might be looking for a "job" ;)

There's bad puns. And then there's "this makes me want to chug boiling oil" puns.

Puns are wicked cool, yo.

Quote from RichardLongflop

Puns are wicked cool, yo.

Nothings "cooler" than my name ;)


shit i'll stop.

Quote from Charry

There's bad puns. And then there's "this makes me want to chug boiling oil" puns.

Looks like Charry has a very CRUDE sense of humor. Guys, don't make puns like this when Charry is around, you'll only FUEL her anger. If you don't stop, she'll dig a hole into the ground, throw you inside, and make you into a FOSSIL FOOL.

I cannoli hope these puns donut spiroli out of control. I can tagiatelle there will be bigoli bad times if we don't drummoli up some common sans.

Stop with these font puns or I'll call the Serif. Some people just don't ampersand when to stop making these puns.

Kill yourselves

Sometimes I wonder why nobody ever talks like a normal fucking person and then I remember I'm on Stickpage.

Quote from Firewall

Sometimes I wonder why nobody ever talks like a normal fucking person and then I remember I'm on Stickpage.

Talking normally would be a huge waste of puntential in my op-onion.

Shut the fuck up.

Quote from Drizzle

Shut the fuck up.

Thanks for summarizing all of my thoughts into one convenient sentence

I really hate puns with a passion.

Petition to make puns punishable by a swift beheading irl