The unpunny Pun-isher is here to behead all of you pun making fools. With his might ban-axe, there is never a dull moment in Devour's life. Get ready for the axe-cution. I mean seriously, what's going through all your heads, after making these stupid puns? Not very sharp, eh? I guess you can say the puns are over Dooms's head. Looks like Devour will have to cut the wishes of Drizzle and Firewall and execute the choppy pun makers. What a pain in the neck this shall all be. But before you kill us Devour, tell me, why are you losing your head over just a little bit of puns?

There was enough puns in that one paragraph to give me cancer. Thanks man!

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The unpunny Pun-isher is here to behead all of you pun making fools. With his might ban-axe, there is never a dull moment in Devour's life. Get ready for the axe-cution. I mean seriously, what's going through all your heads, after making these stupid puns? Not very sharp, eh? I guess you can say the puns are over Dooms's head. Looks like Devour will have to cut the wishes of Drizzle and Firewall and execute the choppy pun makers. What a pain in the neck this shall all be. But before you kill us Devour, tell me, why are you losing your head over just a little bit of puns?

devour can you enact that beheading thing please

I understand if you are offended, but don't get too chemotional. Breast cancer joke ever amirite?

Hey ignus burns

we should poke-battle some time.

It's funny because you are saved. Mainly bcuz IgnusBurns dislikes this. So I will stop. I would say the same with Fireball, but every time I try and be not an asshat to him he runs away ands says no.

Your puns make me want to smash all of your teeth out with a pick axe.

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There's bad puns. And then there's "this makes me want to chug boiling oil" puns.

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Your puns make me want to smash all of your teeth out with a pick axe.

P.S. always remember these quotes before attempting to post a pun. You've been warned.

axe isn't a word? damn when I quoted Charry's post I saw the word axe with a red underline under it.

That thing lead me to this http://writingexplained.org/ax-or-axe-difference
IQ increased by one.

I opened my checked luggage today after it was held abroad an extra day for "irregularity inspection" and my PC mouse, the most expensive thing in my suitcase, is missing. Someone is going to die tonight.

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he runs away ands says no.

no.

@Firewall:
@grim: please not me noOH GOD

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P.S. always remember these quotes before attempting to post a pun. You've been warned.

axe isn't a word? damn when I quoted Charry's post I saw the word axe with a red underline under it.

That thing lead me to this http://writingexplained.org/ax-or-axe-difference
IQ increased by one.

I'm not 100% anti-pun. It's when you don't even try and the chat thread spirals into a shit stacking contest that makes me not happy.

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Hey ignus burns

we should poke-battle some time.

Sure thing!

Quote from Charry

I'm not 100% anti-pun. It's when you don't even try and the chat thread spirals into a shit stacking contest that makes me not happy.

But I did try. Coming up with puns is hard, why don't you try.