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Mar 30, 2017 11:34 PM #1478208
and the context of that post was...?
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Mar 31, 2017 12:01 AM #1478211
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braveluke is thinking about chainsaw killers while simultaneously playing Street Fighters.


Why would you kill people using exclusively chainsaws?
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Mar 31, 2017 1:12 AM #1478214
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Why would you kill people using exclusively chainsaws?


because chainsaws are effective,maybe?
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Mar 31, 2017 1:21 AM #1478215
Chainsaws are only effective for cutting wood. Not much else.
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Mar 31, 2017 5:17 AM #1478223
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Chainsaws are only effective for cutting wood. Not much else.


its effective in scaring the shit out of someone if you chase them with it on
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Mar 31, 2017 6:15 AM #1478225
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Chainsaws are only effective for cutting wood. Not much else.

Excuse me sir, but dare I say that this point seems to be conjecture?
What evidence have you to support such a claim?

I don't know the exact metrics we would choose to judge an effective kill, be it lethality or viscera. But I Imagine a chain saw could get the job done emphatically. I mean if I pressed a chain saw to someones face or neck, would it not slaughter them?

I have a hard time imagining if I go to chain saw someones face that somehow that persons face is more solid than a 4x4 post or a tree. Even if it was, the chain would most likely rip their features and blemishes into pink ribbons before getting mangled in their rock hard teeth and eye sockets. A fate probably even worse than death, at that point I'd have to resort to using a sledgehammer or some gangster shit just to mercy kill.
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Mar 31, 2017 7:00 AM #1478228
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Chainsaws are only effective for cutting wood. Not much else.


Someone hasn't played a lot of action games, clearly.
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Mar 31, 2017 11:47 AM #1478238
I came back here because April fools is coming. wanna witness what crap goes down this year. :D
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Mar 31, 2017 12:16 PM #1478239
shhh we dont mention that we just see it go down
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Mar 31, 2017 7:54 PM #1478247
yeah frost i thought you knew better
jk ily fam
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Apr 1, 2017 3:03 AM #1478260
I feel a prank coming up...
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Apr 1, 2017 8:35 AM #1478268
Everyone's banned, haha april fools guys
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Apr 1, 2017 4:23 PM #1478281
Nice one DEV
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Apr 1, 2017 7:12 PM #1478304
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I feel a prank coming up...


Loops WASN'T joking, HA TOTALLY GOTCHA!
Alright see yall next year then
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Apr 2, 2017 3:59 PM #1478377
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Everyone's banned, haha april fools guys


How original.
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