Well, at least you're honest.

I like to think so :)

Holy shit, who would've known pizza topic could get so serious. Too early?

Pizza Screws.....

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Pizza Screws.....

If the Pizza Screws are here, then where are the Spaghetti Bolts?

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If the Pizza Screws are here, then where are the Spaghetti Bolts?

*12 years later*

Now revealing the little know origins of the internationally acclaimed metal group responsible for such hits as "Fockles and Dontus," "Bob," and "The Candan with the Mario Syrup"....

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Pizza is serious, dude. Don't fucking screw around with pizza.

No it's not. It's just a tasty food which is unhealthy if consumed a lot.

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Pizza is serious, dude. Don't fucking screw around with pizza.

Nigga I'mma stick my dick in my Pepperoni pizza whether you okay with it or not.

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Nigga I'mma stick my dick in my Pepperoni pizza whether you okay with it or not.

That's when we bring out the pizza slicer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APthzYpbfvY

Let me know what kind of content you guys would like to see

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Nigga I'mma stick my dick in my Pepperoni pizza whether you okay with it or not.

No you won't.

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Nigga I'mma stick my dick in my Pepperoni pizza whether you okay with it or not.

low standards

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low standards

I don't know, I have seen several people describe pizza as "alluring" in my lifetime.

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I don't know, I have seen several people describe pizza as "alluring" in my lifetime.

They were joking. That's what I was saying when I meant pizza jokes are unfunny.