that's because you don't proofread the shit you post

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That's the dumbest fucking shit I've ever read

Right, and Zeus giving birth via his thigh is much less stupid

nah that's a pretty typical case really, only way you get thunder thighs as thicc as the ruler of olympus is if u been fucking on them til they're ripe and ready to pop. i know they say to never skip leg day or whatever but you've got to remember: even jesus' dad took sunday off that one week after he heard what happened to the last motherfucker

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Right, and Zeus giving birth via his thigh is much less stupid

Yes because clearly someone giving birth to someone from their thigh is more stupid than people drowning mothers and their children because they thought they could breath water.

I'm sorry but the latter is clearly more retarded.

Ayyyyyy, Shadman ;)

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Yes because clearly someone giving birth to someone from their thigh is more stupid than people drowning mothers and their children because they thought they could breath water.

I'm sorry but the latter is clearly more retarded.

But wasn't that zues thigh kid the "party god" that just went around getting drunk and having massive orgies? With centaurs occasionally?

That could have been a different kid of his though. I'm on mobile and not about to look up the technicalities in the weirdness of mythology in general.

Of course when you think about it ancient mythology sounds really fucking stupid. It's mythology. And it's ancient. There's a lady who pisses off a Goddess whose punishment is to have her hair turn to snakes and then turn flesh to stone faster than a newcomer to porn.

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CaN yOu Do Me A sOlId AnD sToP gOiNg InTo DeTaIlS aBoUt MaStUrBaTiOn AnD wHaTnOt On MiNoR's PaGeS? We'Re On A sTiCk AnImAtIoN wEbSiTe. TrAfFiC iS gOiNg tO pRiMaRiLy Be YoUnG.

hey mom, what's porn and why are newcomers so fast at it

You gotta be 13 to be here, I can garuantee you that every one who joins at that age has given themselves the old tug of phwoar.

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hey mom, what's porn and why are newcomers so fast at it

And why are you replying to that here?

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And why are you replying to that here?

i dunno yall, just felt right at the time, i aplologize

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i dunno yall, just felt right at the time, i aplologize

And why are you apologizing? I was just asking, that's all.

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You gotta be 13 to be here....

If so, what if somebody who's underaged, and is like "Fuck the rules, imma just make an acount"? 'Cause I saw somebody with the username a[Insert rest of name here] just got eight at the Birthdays section.

you what