I am too tired to bare any more children today. Maybe tomarrow, kai? And I'm so gangsta, my neighbor hoodz be da crank.

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I am too tired to bare any more children today. Maybe tomarrow, kai? And I'm so gangsta, my neighbor hoodz be da crank.

What if I use protection?

EVERY SPERM IS SACRED!

ehem... condoms don't work half the time. Even if they do the inside of the condom gets all sticky and mushy and stuff...

I suggest you use a candy wrapper, if you don't have a condom near by.

k. I'll be there in a few minutes or so. I'll come in through your bedroom window. You know, so no body suspects anything as they watch my climb the ladder and go in through your window. Yeah.

And no. I do not get angry every month or so. PMS does not affect me, whether I be a man or woman.

Quote from Schwa

nononononononononononono

yesyesyesyes.


No ladder is required. I live in a single story house on the opposite end of said house as my parents. I could walk out of the house and drive off and they wouldn't hear me.

My parents are leaving to go on a flight to New Mexico in a matter of hours. I'll be Home Alone for 3 days.(LOLOLLOLOLOLO GET IT, HOME ALONE??? LLOLOLOO)

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My parents are leaving to go on a flight to New Mexico in a matter of hours. I'll be Home Alone for 3 days.(LOLOLLOLOLOLO GET IT, HOME ALONE??? LLOLOLOO)

BE SURE TO SET UP PAINT BUCKET TRAPS ON THE STAIRCASE.

Quote from The Fallen

My parents are leaving to go on a flight to New Mexico in a matter of hours. I'll be Home Alone for 3 days.(LOLOLLOLOLOLO GET IT, HOME ALONE??? LLOLOLOO)

Man I wish I didn't have siblings and I could be home alone for days. Shit sux.

Can't we all just meet at my house for some tea? :C

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Can't we all just meet at my house for some tea? :C

What about the sex?

tea = sex

tea = slang for sex

Keep up with the times.

EDIT:

Oh shit timing, lol

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tea = sex

I feel so betrayed, I'm never trusting you again.

Faceplate.

Sleep with both eyes open, boy.

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tea = sex

But I don't want a big orgy with a bunch of guys and only one tranny.

Quote from Schwa

I feel so betrayed, I'm never trusting you again.

Faceplate.

Sleep with both eyes open, boy.

I sleep with 8 eyes open, fool.