So I went into the BBC and told them about my show "Undercover Horse".
The idea is to dress a horse as a normal person and get him a job like a taxi driver or in mcdonalds or something and not get caught. If they catch on that it's a horse you lose an get punished. If you get it the job you get a free holiday.

They said they'll work on it.

I'd watch it

So guys, I'm learning actionscript.

So guys, I'm burning my new OS to a disc and hopefully all goes well installing with no problem.

But, knowing my luck it wont.

So guys, I go to soccer practice, and the plans were that my friend would drive me home, BUT HE DIDN'T SHOW UP.

SO, I walked home.

THEN IT TURNS OUT I CAN'T GET IN.

So, I break in by kicking the doggy door as hard as I could continuously until it broke. Then, got in through the garage.

whew

BUT then my parents get pissed at me for braking it.

today suxxed

Omg, that sounds like a terrible day. Well, my teacher was saying she had a bad day too, 'cuz one of the 'mentally challanged' students in our school had a hissy-fit and stabbed her with a pencil. Yeah, she told a person to go to the nurse and ask for a non-latex bandaid. Apparently she's allergic to latex.

So she likes it raw?

Haha, I don't know about that. She's in her like 20's, but I think I'd be pretty hard for her to get any.

My dog is dying. She's laying here and she's barely breathing.

Halp.

I fought the urge to reply with a somewhat heartless comment. It sounds like a horrible experience.

cpr!!!!1!!!!1!!1!11

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My dog is dying. She's laying here and she's barely breathing.

Halp.

you should slowly rip off all of its limbs and eat them. right in front of the dog so it can see you.

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you should slowly rip off all of its limbs and eat them. right in front of the dog so it can see you.

then do cpr

She's ten. We've only had her for two years since she's been abused. Now she's almost dead and I'm crying. I need actual help, you bastards.