Kitsune, it was me who added you on MSN and wrote "I don't know who I am."

Mainly because I added you and forgot. Sorry. :3

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Oh yeah, being a nerd sucks. You are a total bad ass womanizer with a stash of porn on a windows 98 machine you got from your uncle, dude you are living the dream.

i'm not the nerd. he was. i classify myself as geek. we're the guys who don't know jack about computers, but still find time to sit on our asses playing games.

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i'm not the nerd. he was. i classify myself as geek. we're the guys who don't know jack about computers, but still find time to sit on our asses playing games.

Oh no no no man you're not a geek you're a womanizer remember? You get all the bitches to take their shirts off a-oh I'm sorry.

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umm... saying that you're my uncle isn't exactly a good thing. up until a few years ago, he was a mega nerd who loved Star Wars and Tomb Raider. but i will admit i appreciate him, since when i was about 4 he gave us a his old comp. it was pretty much the first time i had a stash of babes.

It's a very good thing.

You know what the best picture I have is cullen? Well you're a big boy now whose ****ed tens of girls by now I'm sure, so I think you're ready for this info.

Every night I take out one of your school pictures and I immediately go back to that one night you stayed at my house. You were sleeping soundly and I...... well.... I groped your private parts for a little while and started sensually massaging your tender little body. By the time I'm done imagining the scenario I just begin to go to town on my dick, just beating my hairy member until nothings left inside of it.

So when it comes to stuff like my stash of Star Wars porn, it never comes close to the pleasure I get out of looking at your young frame. Just so you know because you're my special little nephew.

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Kitsune, it was me who added you on MSN and wrote "I don't know who I am."

Mainly because I added you and forgot. Sorry. :3

Oh. I forgot to add msn on this computer. Xo

Womanizers don't incapacitate women.

You're not a good womanizer...or geek for that matter.

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Womanizers don't incapacitate women.

You're not a good womanizer...or geek for that matter.

That's my borderline pimp nephew you're talkin' to!

im a geek too
ggaaarrrrraaarrraaaaggghhhrrrr

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Womanizers don't incapacitate women.

You're not a good womanizer...or geek for that matter.

do you wanna see the list of women i have? i've got to many to count... i just hope it doesn't end like those 90s sitcoms where the guy decides to try secret double dating and then gets caught.


and someone has some learning to do:

Margaret says:
..the ****'s a womanizer?
Some sort of female bulldozer?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh my god.

I miss the nineties. CYBERSIX ;-;

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do you wanna see the list of women i have? i've got to many to count... i just hope it doesn't end like those 90s sitcoms where the guy decides to try secret double dating and then gets caught.

Give it to me baby,
Uh-huh uh-huh.
Give it to me baby,
Uh-huh uh-huh.
Give it to me baby
Uh-huh uh-huh.
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.

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only when they're incapacitated on my bed. :/



and i usually only get their shirts off. i still fear finding a dick in their pants. again.

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do you wanna see the list of women i have? i've got to many to count... i just hope it doesn't end like those 90s sitcoms where the guy decides to try secret double dating and then gets caught.


and someone has some learning to do:

You're so ****ing full of yourself.

My god at first I thought, "This guy is pretty misunderstood."
But for god's sake man, STOP ACTING LIKE YOU GOT ALL THIS LUV.

I'm sorry but really, you talk about how you got all these chicks, and you've ****ed all of them at least twice. If that's the case then you are man whore. I mean, how old are you, 14? Isn't that right? Thats a bit young to be talking about having a bunch of sex.

Can we quit with it?

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You're so ****ing full of yourself.

My god at first I thought, "This guy is pretty misunderstood."
But for god's sake man, STOP ACTING LIKE YOU GOT ALL THIS LUV.

I'm sorry but really, you talk about how you got all these chicks, and you've ****ed all of them at least twice. If that's the case then you are man whore. I mean, how old are you, 14? Isn't that right? Thats a bit young to be talking about having a bunch of sex.

Can we quit with it?

Hahahahahah D:

They all sound about twelve tbh.