The only thing i ever found that prove my parents ever had sex was a bunch of condoms on the shelf and my brother.

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The only thing i ever found that prove my parents ever had sex was a bunch of condoms on the shelf and my brother.

Why was your brother on the shelf?

I have decided that learning programming is tought shit monkey balls when you don't know shit about programming :D

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I have decided that learning programming is tought shit monkey balls when you don't know shit about programming :D

yes sir!
Programming sucks.

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The only thing i ever found that prove my parents ever had sex was a bunch of condoms on the shelf and my brother.

What... about... you?

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I have decided that learning programming is tought shit monkey balls when you don't know shit about programming :D

Holy shit who knew?

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What... about... you?

Me too.

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Holy shit who knew?

This was the most idiotic statement I've seen all day; even though I haven't spend much time on the internet it's still a prestigious award.

When you learn something it's hard, because you don't know anything about it, but they teach it a way that you can learn.

All books about programming and html and css that I've ever looked at assume you know certain things about certain parts of certain computer functions, which I don't, and it frustrates me. Even books specifically for non programmers still throw out technical terms out me without me knowing what the **** they are.

I've just had a lot harder time learning programming than anything else really, and I spend basically my entire day trying to learn things.

Including sex.

But that's not working out real well D:

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\I spend basically my entire day trying to learn things.

Including sex.

But that's not working out real well D:

Insert Tab A into slot B

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Insert Tab A into slot B

But then I forget to;

x = raw_input("Is the penis in Vagina?: ')



while True:

      if x = 'Yes'

           print 'Success'

           penis.pullout

      if x = 'No'

           print 'Oh no'

           penis.put_in

      if x = '?'

           break

Unfortunately this will just either cause you to put in her until she dies, or take it out of her permanently. The code doesn't work D:<

That wouldn't be Python would it?

But I can see where your error is in your code. You don't have a function for penis.put_in.

Nor ended your while.

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But then I forget to;

x = raw_input("Is the penis in Vagina?: ')



while True:

      if x = 'Yes'

           print 'Success'

           penis.pullout

      if x = 'No'

           print 'Oh no'

           penis.put_in

      if x = '?'

           break

Unfortunately this will just either cause you to put in her until she dies, or take it out of her permanently. The code doesn't work D:<

Can't wait to learn that code.

Oh god I could actually understand that.
Playing Roblox when I was 12 actually taught me some programming.

I see your problem, you need a counting loop inside,

For($i = 1;i<9999999;i++){

   If($i mod 2 = 0){

      penis.put_in;

   }

   else{

      penis.take_out;

   }

}