I was just talking to an old friend, really weird guy. I haven't seen him for a few years, and we start talking about shit. He somehow brings up about the time he started using the net for porn, and how he got "caught". He goes on about it and says that he was in his room, browsing through porn, get ready to rub one off, when his Mum walks in. He doesn't panic, or get flustered. He continues browsing, while his Mum walks across his room, takes some cups from his side, and leaves the room. They were talking while all this was happening.
He then said he looked down and his dick was out.