Quote from Cosmo

I've gotten 0, a few more days then I'll start with the wrist cutting

Have one of mine. On the house.

I haven't had any friend requests. I suppose it's my arrogance, people can't accept that I am better than them.

Anyway, a good friend (A) of mine decided to knock for me today with 2 random girls and another friend of mine (B). One of the girls, the one that was kinda-sorta with, but not with, friend (A) adopted a fondness for me. I did not aid this in any way, I barely spoke to her. We were out for 3, maybe 4 hours. Anyway, friend (A) likes this girl, I knew this so I accepted the bro-code and let him have her, and just spent the night ****ing about with friend (B). A few quotes from him:
"I saw her first."
"Now I remember why I don't come out."
"Next time I'm out with her I'm not knocking for you guys."

He sulked for a good couple of hours. Even after I explained to him that I'm not in to her. He now dislikes me. The ****.

Gotta love it when stupid guys get desperate for girls.

Quote from AsSeenOnTV

Why are there so many friend requests..
Is anyone else getting at least one friend request a day?

I...havent gotten any.

:<

Quote from Devour

Gotta love it when stupid guys get desperate for girls.

Yeah, a few weeks ago he decided try and get with my ex's best friend. Who was partially the reason said girl is my ex. He knew this, but he's currently trying to build his ego back up.

I have gotten quite a few/

Quote from Zed

Have one of mine. On the house.

HI FRIEND

Quote from LakE

Yeah, a few weeks ago he decided try and get with my ex's best friend. Who was partially the reason said girl is my ex. He knew this, but he's currently trying to build his ego back up.

sounds like a real good friend man, not like zed he's a real pal

i get all da gurls

Quote from LakE

Yeah, he's a dick. I didn't bother with him for a while, but he appeared at my door today, and I was bored, so I thought **** it. Zed isn't my pal, I caught him with his hands in his cacks.

I don't know what a cack is but it sounds dangerous :/

****ing Cacks.


They murdered my father, they did!

It's a term for pants here. We haven't been able to look each other in the eye since.

Over here its terminology for shit.


Oh, how we laughed when we heard about Kaka, oh how we laughed.

Quote from LakE

It's a term for pants here. We haven't been able to look each other in the eye since.

Well he's going through that time that makes every girl a woman.

haha cacks. "check out that ass in those cacks" "i would get in them cacks anytime" tehehe

Quote from mattiswin

soldiers are murderers

Your a moron.