Single now.

Shit sucks.

Man this ****ing l4d2 update is going so ****ing slowly I can barely browse shit because its hogging the internet.

And now some ****ing friend of my Moms or whatever seems to think she can use me as her personal techie guy now. I tried to jailbreak her iTouch but it wouldnt work and for that she payed me $10 which was cool. But today she comes over smelling of weed with some locked iPhone asking me to unlock it.

I'm 80% sure she stole it from some **** so I dont care that the only way to unlock it is to restore it. I'm in such a broody mood I'm thinking of just saying "Pay me for my services or I keep the iPhone" because I'm tired of random family friends bugging the **** out of me with their random problems and I dont get jack shit.

Course I'm too much of a bitch to say that, so maybe instead I'll say I lost it and I'll have me a free iPhone lol. Its in good condition too, dunno the generation but it's a 16GB.

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Speaking of Updates, I believe "The Passing" DLC was supposed to come out today... yet I see no trace of it.

Restart steam. I've been downloading it SLOWLY for awhile now.

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Restart steam. I've been downloading it SLOWLY for awhile now.

See, but the thing is. Is it free or will I have to pay for it?

EDIT: **** nvm, it's automatic, thank god.

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Single now.

Shit sucks.

Damn sorry man.

employed now.

shit sucks.

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See, but the thing is. Is it free or will I have to pay for it?

EDIT: **** nvm, it's automatic, thank god.

God damn to people still need to really ask this?

It's Valve. Their DLC will always be free for the PC no matter what.

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God damn to people still need to really ask this?

It's Valve. Their DLC will always be free for the PC no matter what.

My bad, I'm still very much a noob when it comes to Valve, l4d2 is the only product of their's I've ever owned...

whaaaaaaaaaa....?

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My bad, I'm still very much a noob when it comes to Valve, l4d2 is the only product of their's I've ever owned...

You're a sad, sad little man.

I'm still confused......

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You're a sad, sad little man.

I know, I know...


Also, The Passing was not as epic as I had hoped it was, it's still fan-****ing-tastic, but I was not expecting what I saw.

Omg. Seriously. Wtf guys.

The Mysterious Jakelor Society


Chapter 1
The Starting Bit

There once was an orphan at the age of 10 with red hair and freckles named Reynie. That is not to say that his freckles and red hair were named Reynie. It had never occurred to him that he should name his hair nor his freckles. His caretaker had a long, shaggy beard named Mrs. Perumal. This is not to say that the beard was named Mrs. Perumal. The beard's name was Joe. Mrs. Perumal loved Reynie very much. One day, when they were playing a friendly game of Poke the Dead Cat With a Stick, they saw an ad in the newspaper that said in red words: LOOKING FOR SPECIAL OPPORTUNITIES? JUNE 1 AT MONK BUILDING!
The Monk Building was a large building at the edge of town.
"How odd," said Reynie, "It's all in caps and bright red even though newspapers can only paint in black and white!"
"It is peculiar," said Mrs. Perumal, "you should go."
"WHAT?!?! But it's soooooo odd. You said so yourself!"
"Don't you want some of those special opportunities?"
"Yes, but..."
"No buts. Butts are for the bathroom." So Reynie went to the peculiar test.

Chapter 2
The Odd Tests


They all sat down while a women who looked like a pen handed out the tests.
"No talking during the test," said the women, "If you talk, you will be ESCORTED!!!" Everyone gasped. "Did I say escorted? I meant executed. You will be executed if you talk." Reynie was relieved. "You have 60 seconds to complete the test. Your test will begin in 3,000...178...19...ch0." Reynie looked at the test. You may follow along if you like.
Q1: What is 99+99?
A1: 2
Q2: Are you fat?
A2: No. I'm puffy.
Q3: Are you acquainted with Justin Beiber?
A3: None of your beeswax!
Q4: If you could see that I'm the one who always understands you?
A4: Don't know.
Q5: You get the beeeeeeest of both worlds?
A5: Don't care
Q6: Have you ever recited the words 'Boom Chicka Chicka Boom Chicka Chicka'?
A6: Don't count on it
Q7: What did Brittany Spears say when she peed on the baby?
A7: Oops, I did it again.
Q8: Do you have an embarrassing itch?
A8: Yes.
Q9: Do you have too many warts living on your butt?
A9: Yes.
Q10: Do you have an odd accent? If so, describe
A10: Yes. Text Message.
Q11: Do you miss your Mommy?
A11: No. I miss my Daddy.
Q12: Do you like pickles?
A12: Um... I forgot.
Q13: Do you like cheese?
A13: Only when it's moldy.
Q14: What is the most common thing you say?
A14: OMG! POYLSAQYLTTAYUSMPQWHJFISKELIDDNNAKSS!
Q15: Look up. What do you see?
Q15: Pretty fireworks
Q16: What do you crave?
A16: Cheesepuffs
Q17: What else do you crave?
A17: Ice cream Saturdays
Q18: Baby, baby, baby, ooooooooooooh
A18: A manlady.
Questions 19-20 are not being shown because some lady ate a carrot.
"Your time is up," said the woman who looked like a pen who I am now going to start calling Penny. Penny looked at the tests and said the names of the people who passed the test.
Fun Fact: Skinny jeans do not make you look skinny if you're fat.

To be continued... :D :p :( :o :mad: ;) :confused: :) :rolleyes: :eek: