In the red corner, being hoisted up by a crane.... SACRED!

AAAANND In the blue corner, being driven on a flatbed...MINIMAN!

alright i wanna nice clean fight no funny business you hear me

Rule number one: Do not attempt to suffocate the other member in your rolls of fat.
That is the only rule I think should be enforced.

I would say no nut shots, but I can't find my penis.

Find your penis for a dollar!
Find your penis only a dollar here.

Quote from Vincent

Find your penis for a dollar!
Find your penis only a dollar here.

This guy gets what I'm saying.

I need an opinion
What should I do until I can get some money in for my Armor project? I have all of the stuff prepped to print, but nothing to print it on.
Should I get in better shape so I fit a little better? My leg muscles have stopped being fit. And I'm starting to get on the slightly chubby side.

Hold the battle off until FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN boys.

In the meantime,

I just went through all my pants (the jeans anyway) and I deemed that over 3/4 of them are too big. The pair I was wearing today fit the best but I still needed a belt and even then I STILL need to add another notch to it.

I went through all of my pants and the smallest pair I had was 30"

Those are still somewhat loose. I can wear them without a belt but if I'm to be moving much in them, I'll need a belt. So my waist size is probably in the 20s but here is the kicker. I used to be around 36" going on 38" easily.

I had a whole bunch of jeans and I widdled it down to 3-****ing-pairs. The entire time my Mom was passing me the pants I'd just stand there and look like Jerry from the Subway commercials and she'd get pissed. Keeps saying I need meat on my bones but I'm actually planning to lose MORE, least before I decided to go and build muscle. As for the muscle building what I think I'll do is just go for morning swims and maybe go ottermode.

Man it feels good. :D

He's still waiting to get shipped.

EDIT: No pun intended.

EDIT 2:

Quote from Sacred

I only weigh 465 pounds. Gimme a break.

*eats cheetos*

Quote from Ashlander

In the red corner, being hoisted up by a crane.... SACRED!

Quote from Cosmo

AAAANND In the blue corner, being driven on a flatbed...MINIMAN!

Quote from Phosphorus

alright i wanna nice clean fight no funny business you hear me

This was so win. I lol'd hard.

I just went into the advanced member search.

Did you know that there are 103 members with over 2000 posts?

And there are only 8 members with over 10000?

And of those 8, only 3 aren't staff members.?

Makes sense to me.

If you plus all of my posts together there'd probably be 9 members with over 10000 posts.

I had over 10000 posts before the update. Hmm.

I think I found the cutest thing ever.