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Apr 30, 2010 8:02 PM #578358

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So apparently this year I'm really attractive to unattractive women.

Earlier this year some girl wrote me a love letter, which I ignored (because I'm badass). And today my gay black friend asked me out for his fat female friend. Which, needless to say, was awkward.

What's up with this? I've never been asked out by womens before, and if I'm going to start being asked out I'd like it to be by attractive women so I can reject them and feel good about myself at the same time.

FFFFFFffffffffff

I must revise this.

Third time in this year. This girl from my calc class was trying really hard to get me to go out with her fat friend who I met only once.

Egad

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Apr 30, 2010 8:04 PM #578359

usually i put fat girls off by laughing at their size almost straight off the bat, its mean but it immediately stops any infatuation that may occur in the future

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Apr 30, 2010 9:10 PM #578429

So we had a speaker come to our school this week and every day give a speech to one of the grades. Today was our day. He talked about how all of our relationships in high school won't work. And that men are nothing but sex-driven maniacs. After the juniors got this speech, apparently the next day a whole bunch of them broke up.

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Apr 30, 2010 9:15 PM #578433

maybe because he's right

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Apr 30, 2010 9:22 PM #578440

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So we had a speaker come to our school this week and every day give a speech to one of the grades. Today was our day. He talked about how all of our relationships in high school won't work. And that men are nothing but sex-driven maniacs. After the juniors got this speech, apparently the next day a whole bunch of them broke up.

The fuck?
"you can't enjoy yourselves because I'm on stage telling you not to."
That's a shit ton of fucking horseshit cornchunks
monkeyfuckers

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Apr 30, 2010 9:51 PM #578486

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So we had a speaker come to our school this week and every day give a speech to one of the grades. Today was our day. He talked about how all of our relationships in high school won't work. And that men are nothing but sex-driven maniacs. After the juniors got this speech, apparently the next day a whole bunch of them broke up.

Damn, as somewhat correct he is, he doesnt got to be such a dick about it D:

I have seen some couples stay together through 3-4 years. Hell the school even let some "Mock Wedding" thing go on where couples could sign up pretending to get married, all in good fun of course. He should have changed his little speech to say MIDDLE SCHOOL relationships wont work. It's not all that uncommon to have a couple stick together through high school and get married. Hence the term "High school sweet hearts"

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Apr 30, 2010 9:53 PM #578488

my dad told me all his friends who got married with their girlfriends soon after leaving highschool all divorced within a year

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Apr 30, 2010 9:55 PM #578494

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Damn, as somewhat correct he is, he doesnt got to be such a dick about it D:

I have seen some couples stay together through 3-4 years. Hell the school even let some "Mock Wedding" thing go on where couples could sign up pretending to get married, all in good fun of course. He should have changed his little speech to say MIDDLE SCHOOL relationships wont work. It's not all that uncommon to have a couple stick together through high school and get married. Hence the term "High school sweet hearts"

Hey MiniMan, it's Friday.

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my dad told me all his friends who got married with their girlfriends soon after leaving highschool all divorced within a year

He said 22% of couples stayed with their high school girlfriend out of high school. However 17% got divorced and aren't together. So technically only 5% actually stay with their high school sweet hearts.

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Apr 30, 2010 9:57 PM #578497

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my dad told me all his friends who got married with their girlfriends soon after leaving highschool all divorced within a year

To be fair, lots of marriages end in divorces.

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Apr 30, 2010 10:00 PM #578503

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Hey MiniMan, it's Friday.

Aaaaand?

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

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Apr 30, 2010 10:00 PM #578505

Hey guys, it's my turn.
Silly signatures made here

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Apr 30, 2010 10:02 PM #578510

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Aaaaand?

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

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YOU CALLING ME FAT SACRED? HUH? This Friday man you and me CAGE MATCH ON WWE SMACKDOWN FOR THE FORUM LIGHWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

This .

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Apr 30, 2010 10:07 PM #578518

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This .

BRING IIIIIIIT.

Maw fugga

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Apr 30, 2010 10:10 PM #578521

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BRING IIIIIIIT.

Maw fugga

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Jan 16, 2012 8:27 PM #578542

so it looks like spp just got a hard reset