Before hand. Holy fucking shit I thought Hawk was gay before for being big-headed because he had some successful collaborations. This just made my fucking night.
Let us proceed.
Oh, you're right, we'll have to get zed to change that.
I was trying to compliment you, you colossal tard bucket.
And anyone who actually has a girl friend wouldn't talk about it here, because no one will believe you.
Exactly, pics or she doesn't exist. If your life is too great and you feel you must share it on the internet to all of your E-buddies, why teh fuck are you on the internet, go get a life that you supposedly have.
Responses in bold, this shit is about to get so fucking real.
she had better not see me get mad like this. Holy shit I bet she's like fourteen
As I can see, haters are in fact going to hate a very massive amount. in fact, you appear to be one of these said haters. Hats off to you-- you just made me realize you are the biggest faggot I have ever seen. Heather has to deal with a family of idiots Holy shit I bet she's fourteen; her school seems to be out to make her upset in every single way that is or has been possible holy shit I bet she is fourteen; and worst of all, she is constantly called a slut, whore, bitch, or any other powerful insult. Holy fucking shit I bet she is fourteenShe is not phased by this, simply because of how long people have called her these annoying titles. Holy shit I bet she is four fucking teen Now, douchebag, I must applaud you; as your signature says "suck my hate", I have never seen anyone as ruthless in speaking their mind, ever, not even a single time in all the 14, no, 15 years that this cellular formation has existed on this gigantic blue planet. Clearly you have never loved someone such that your heart aches when she leaves, your day brightens when she speaks, and your steam engine completely vaporizes when someone insults her. Holy shit either you are gay, this is your first fucking relationship, or you're fourteen I hope, for your sake, that you retract your vile and venomous words of hate.
First of all. She is an idiot for thinking her family is nothing but idiots. She is most likely going through the rebellious phase where she thinks everything her parents do is dumb and they don't know what they are talking about. This usually has a lot to do with the fact that parents like to throw the whole "I'm older than you so I'm smarter than you" logic in your face. I went through this when I was about thirteen or fourteen.
Secondly, everything about her school makes her upset? She seems fucking problematic. How in the hell can you say her school makes her so fucking upset, and then say that she isn't phased by the insults? Your logic is flawed.
Thirdly, has it never occurred to you that she is being called these names because it is true? I bet she is kissing some boy while she is talking to you. I fucking guarantee it. Move the fuck on. My brother had a long distance relationship for two years and we brawled because I kept making fun of him for that shit. He came to my school and in the first six weeks he met some chick and told his girlfriend that he would die for to go kill herself. If people are calling her a slut, there's a reason, if they are calling her a bitch, there is a reason. Tell her to stop being a bitch. She is a bitch, I know this. She is probably one of those girls who think the world of themselves, she already thinks her parents are idiots. She sounds like she is stuck so far up her ass.
Fourthly, when she leaves? Love? What the fuck are you talking about? You haven't apparently even seen her in person. What do you know about love? This sounds like your first relationship bro. You have no idea what love is. My current girlfriend and I have been together ten months. I'm going to be straight up. This is the first
real relationship I've been in other than a few other run ins in the past. In the first three months, I thought the world of her, but the longer you're together the quicker it dies and you begin to actually notice the important things. You have no fucking clue bro.
Sluts by definition have sex at every opportunity. heather is 14 and therefore has never had sex. therefore, heather is not a slut. How do you know this? Is it because that's what she told you? Sure she might not be having sex, but what if she's making out and fucking around with other dudes. One of my ex's does that shit and she's 18.
hold the phone, you said grilfriend not girlfriend. i dont need to go on a tyrade for this one. Seriously because of a typo? You do sound fourteen
thanks brian, I am going to share this with heather on first opportunity-- which will be the weekend after state testing in my state is over. I'm flying 1000 miles just to see her in person, and because I'm online schooled I dont have to worry about absence from school.
You're retarded.
yeah, that and the mods aren't faggots and the acceptance ability for new members is higher.
remember last time when devour banned me because everyone thought I was trolling and I was immune to being flamed? I had to go back and multi quote this one for the lolz I'm not sure which of the categories i listed that infraction falls under, but im putting it under "mods were faggots" just to be safe.
'course, i think its also clear by the fact that my last post killed the chat thread, that people are actually about 300x more willing to help a person who is asking for assistance
so I look 16 and she looks 8?
are. you. Mother. Fucking. KIDDING ME!?
and what in the flying motherfuck does that fucking shit-ass shirt have to fucking do with my fucking motherfucker shit future?! please excuse my fucking sailor-like assinine cursing while I let my rage be known.
Thought you were immune to being flamed bro? Then again, no one is really flaming you.
It's like being gay. If you're going to be open about it then you're a dumb ass for expecting the intolerant people not to say anything.
Bottom line, I lol'd so fucking hard when you said she was fourteen. In all seriousness break up with her. You are keeping her from enjoying her life because you are too stuck up to go find your own girlfriend.
Neither of you know a single thing about one another. I'm assuming this is hard for you to cope with because you are home schooled and you don't interact with a lot of people. This would explain your immaturity. I deal with a lot of people like this in my life as well. There is a massive difference between kids that are home schooled and kids that go to public school, and that is why you think we are being unfair and rude to you. That is why you're going to think I'm an asshole for saying all of this, but it's the truth. Go meet someone your own age, you're just wasting time and money trying to make something you know nothing about work.
