But what good is a leg when youre plowing some shmut?

Quote from Arch-Angel

Anyone can call someone a faggot failure at life and a pathetic waste of space, but to actually insult that person with logic and make them feel like less of a person, and convince an audience that the recipient is an idiot is much more satisfying to me than an empty insult. If you're going to do it, do it right.

I am so in love with you right now.

Quote from Wv_Hawk_vW

Clearly you have never loved someone such that your heart aches when she leaves, your day brightens when she speaks, and your steam engine completely vaporizes when someone insults her.

lmao

You talk like a little kid trying to express anger in a grandiloquent, half-assed display of confused idiocy. "I hope, for your sake, that you retract your vile and venomous words of hate"? What the fuck does that mean? How does it benefit Jutsu in any way to take back his "vile, venomous words of hate"? It's not for his sake, it's for yours. Because we're shattering your childish, immature, inexperienced views of "love" when you clearly have absolutely no idea what it's like.

You're in an online relationship. You get all of the shallow emotional benefits with none of the drawbacks of a relationship. You don't really have to do anything. It's just words on a screen that make you feel special and important for the first time in your life. You see her as this poor, helpless soul who reaches out to you, looking for a comforting escape from the hell she thinks she lives in. And you alone are able to provide that comfort with meaningless phrases like "You don't deserve this" and "I'm always here for you". You "understand" her even though nobody else does. It's fucking meaningless and you both lap it up and call it love, which is a complete mockery of what it actually is.

Or maybe not. But it's probably not far from the truth. Teenagers are so fucking hilarious. Lacking experience to the point where they can't even recognize it, yet still believing they know everything. You'll figure it out eventually, kid.


or were we done talking about this? I dunno.

Quote from Exilement

lmao

You talk like a little kid trying to express anger in a grandiloquent, half-assed display of confused idiocy. "I hope, for your sake, that you retract your vile and venomous words of hate"? What the fuck does that mean? How does it benefit Jutsu in any way to take back his "vile, venomous words of hate"? It's not for his sake, it's for yours. Because we're shattering your childish, immature, inexperienced views of "love" when you clearly have absolutely no idea what it's like.

You're in an online relationship. You get all of the shallow emotional benefits with none of the drawbacks of a relationship. You don't really have to do anything. It's just words on a screen that make you feel special and important for the first time in your life. You see her as this poor, helpless soul who reaches out to you, looking for a comforting escape from the hell she thinks she lives in. And you alone are able to provide that comfort with meaningless phrases like "You don't deserve this" and "I'm always here for you". You "understand" her even though nobody else does. It's fucking meaningless and you both lap it up and call it love, which is a complete mockery of what it actually is.

Or maybe not. But it's probably not far from the truth. Teenagers are so fucking hilarious. Lacking experience to the point where they can't even recognize it, yet still believing they know everything. You'll figure it out eventually, kid.


or were we done talking about this? I dunno.

Our top story today, the tragic suicide of a thirteen year old boy. Police have found no suicide note, only the word 'Exilement' written on the ceiling in blood. The police are further investigating the issue.

Quote from Exilement

Anyone can call someone a faggot failure at life and a pathetic waste of space

I am so in love with you right now.

You talk like a little kid trying to express anger in a grandiloquent, half-assed display of confused idiocy.

Lool funny

People should stop wasting their times making long posts about how a stupid kid is stupid. We should all do productive things like watch hentai!

^lol'd

Havent seen you in a while miccool, what's up?

Hentai.

Im stuck watching a soap opera, but the tv remote is all the way on the other side of the room. Does this make me gay?

no, just paralyzed and trapped in your own doom.

Quote from Ashlander

Im stuck watching a soap opera, but the tv remote is all the way on the other side of the room. Does this make me gay?

no, but it does make you lazy as shit

How lazy is shit exactly? It must be hard work squeezing through an oriface that small.

Quote from Miccool

People should stop wasting their times making long posts about how a stupid kid is stupid.

Nah. It helps pass the time. At the moment I'm photocopying about 1,000 medicare and BCBS documents which I spent yesterday de-stapling, organizing by date and paperclipping. Now I'm de-paperclipping them, copying them and re-stapling them.

These are all documents for my boss's mom, this has nothing to do with me or our business, it's just personal stuff he doesn't want to do because it's tedious. Being an office bitch is awesome.

So, yeah, kinda hard to be doing anything that can be considered "wasting time".

Quote from Ashlander

How lazy is shit exactly? It must be hard work squeezing through an oriface that small.

Damn,you can't stand up?

Quote from Ashlander

Im stuck watching a soap opera, but the tv remote is all the way on the other side of the room. Does this make me gay?

No, this is a terrible thing regardless of sexual orientation. Soap operas are just that bad.