Quote from Captain Cook

shit, I just got a haircut, and it's really short.

As in 1 on the sides and 2 on top short.

What the heck dude, I get a 4 and that's pretty short

Why the fuck do you people cut your hair so short.
(actually, what CC got is pretty much what i usually get, i hate having hair longer than a half inch)

I'll put a picture up, if you fags want.

Quote from Captain Cook

I'll put a picture up, if you fags want.

I'd like to see it.

Quote from Captain Cook

I'll put a picture up, if you fags want.

DON'T CALL ME THAT.
I'M NO CIGARETTE.
:<
(I actually have no idea what you look like, so....doit)

look it's that attention whore who makes all of his posts blue colored for attention
lookatmelookatmelookatme

Dammit, I was masturbating in the shower and in the heat of the moment I forgot that when semen hits water it coagulates into this ungodly substance that is impossible to get out of anything, so I had to scrub that shit off my hand and stuff and it was terrible.

Never jacking off again

i wonder if it does that on purpose in hopes of sticking to ovaries or something

Quote from Fusion

Dammit, I was masturbating in the shower and in the heat of the moment I forgot that when semen hits water it coagulates into this ungodly substance that is impossible to get out of anything, so I had to scrub that shit off my hand and stuff and it was terrible.

Never jacking off again

How long are you planning to hold that promise?

At least three days

Blue, you're back! I thought you died.

Quote from Javelin

Blue, you're back! I thought you died.

Haha, I am. I though I was too. I fell through fire and water and all that. Now I'm Blue the White. Oh yeah, I vanquished the Balrog too.