My stomach sounds like its eating itself...

goddamn that slimfast shit is making my stomach rape me.

It probably is eating itself. You've kept it empty for so long, it adapted by growing a mouth, and now it is eating itself out of pure starvation.
You could probably stop it with some popcorn or Lays.

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goddamn that slimfast shit is making my stomach rape me.

That sounds pretty hot.

I'm writing a starie now. Holler if you want to see it.

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It probably is eating itself. You've kept it empty for so long, it adapted by growing a mouth, and now it is eating itself out of pure starvation.
You could probably stop it with some popcorn or Lays.

Nonsence. I gave it 4 pounds of hamburger the other day (which is still in me btw). And a bowl of cereal and 5 burritos today. What more could it possibly want?

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Nonsence. I gave it 4 pounds of hamburger the other day (which is still in me btw). And a bowl of cereal and 5 burritos today. What more could it possibly want?

It will never be satisfied. Just keep feeding it.

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Lol jesus, are you trying to gain weight on purpose?

Nah, im active enough and have high enough metabolism to pretty much eat fuck all.

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high enough metabolism to pretty much eat fuck all.

Oh man you're going to regret getting into these habits when you're like 30

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while you're at it, for the love of god get me some feature that allows me to click on a button to search for "what's new, minus RHG"

this would be the best
actually, how about we move RHG to an RHG forum! they can even have their own general discussion section too! (not that they'll need it cos all they do is post in rhg loolol)

Hey how do I put the embedded youtube links in my signature and change the size of them again? I keep forgetting how to do it.

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Nah, im active enough and have high enough metabolism to pretty much eat fuck all.

I wish i were you.

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Nah, im active enough and have high enough metabolism to pretty much eat fuck all.

yeah, don't stop eating!!

what's some good writing music?