The Chat Thread
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Oct 31, 2012 3:58 AM #774096
Motherfucker, don't make we whip out the Superman-Batman makeout picture that puts you in your place.
Oct 31, 2012 4:01 AM #774104
Quote from FusionNot as much as you do, though.
Math fail.
Quote from SacredMotherfucker, don't make we whip out the Superman-Batman makeout picture that puts you in your place.
Yeah! You tell him br... what?
Oct 31, 2012 4:04 AM #774106
Quote from NishMath fail.
I literally have a perfect average in AP Calculus. What do you have in that class?
That's what I thought
Oct 31, 2012 4:05 AM #774109
Quote from FusionI literally have a perfect average in AP Calculus. What do you have in that class?
They said my dick was too big to get into that class.
That's what I thought.
Oct 31, 2012 4:10 AM #774117
if by "dick" you mean "grade average" and "too big to get into that class" you mean "mind-blowingly low" then sure yeah I can agree with that
Oct 31, 2012 4:13 AM #774125
Quote from Fusionif by "dick" you mean "grade average" and "too big to get into that class" you mean "mind-blowingly low" then sure yeah I can agree with that
By "dick", I mean "my penis in your mom's mouth" and by "too big to get into that class" I mean "jizzing down her throat while she gags".
Which basically means that both you AND your dad suck at Math, cause neither of you could put 2 and 2 together to realise that she was on a steady diet of Nish semen.
Oct 31, 2012 4:20 AM #774134
Joke's on you, I don't even get along with my parents so that doesn't affect me
Oct 31, 2012 4:22 AM #774139
Quote from FusionJoke's on you, I don't even get along with my parents so that doesn't affect me
They don't get along with each other either.
Oct 31, 2012 4:25 AM #774140
They really don't.
Oct 31, 2012 4:26 AM #774141
Quote from FusionThey really don't.
So basically it doesn't matter if you're good at math or not cause your life sucks anyway.
Oct 31, 2012 4:31 AM #774148
Well I'm almost 18; I can go and do my own thing then so I don't consider it too bad. My situation could certainly be a lot worse.
Oct 31, 2012 4:32 AM #774151
Have you ever tried relieving any stress by cutting yourself or by auto-erotic asphyxiation?
Oct 31, 2012 4:35 AM #774154
No, both of those things sound very unpleasant
Oct 31, 2012 4:35 AM #774156
Quote from FusionWell I'm almost 18; I can go and do my own thing then so I don't consider it too bad. My situation could certainly be a lot worse.
God damnit Fusion
you're supposed to insult him back
Fuck
Oct 31, 2012 4:36 AM #774158
Quote from FusionNo, both of those things sound very unpleasant
Sounds pretty unpleasant to have douchebags for parents, but you gave that one a go.