Woking out just makes you fucking PUMPED TO SHOVE YOUR DICK IN SOMETHING.
I'd love to do that but my dick fell off from WORKING OUT SO HARD CAUSE IM SO FUCKING MANLY NNNNNNGGGGG
You want these pecks? You want this manliness? Well you gotta WORK
WORK IT BABY UH UH
Maybe you'll have a cock as big as the ONE WIGGLING OVER THERE ON THE GROUND
I'M SO PUMPED THE TESTOSTERONE IS FLOWING THROUGH MY VEINS
IT'S REPLACED MY BLOOD
YOU CAN'T STOP THE TRUTH
IT'LL ALWAYS BE INSIDE YOU
PUSHING AND PUSHING IT'S WAY OUT
UNTIL YOU REALIZE HOW
FUCKING MANLY YOU ARE
Bitches.

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(xero's video)^ that exactly lol

Sacred!! I c wat u did dar
You'll not change mah thread's name! Dis ish waarrr.

You've barked up the wrong tree. I will end you.

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Lmao

I'll change it back again and again anyways. Till he gets tired or bored

Edit: D-D-D-DOUBLE NINJA'D

A have a gift.

maybe he just really does crave the cock. Ever think of that?

There's a Tyra Banks episode all on pregnant 12-13 year olds.
I have never wanted a vasectomy as badly as I do right now, these kids ain't right.

True Fact: A birth control men is in the works

Where you dip the tip in some mercury.

Actually its basically a pill that "disables" your sperm from making babies.

Like taking a microscopic bat to their kneecap....if they had kneecaps.

I wouldn't trust a guy to remember to take the pill every day. My birth control is a bottle of vodka and a flight of stairs.

What about the BMX bike? And video camera?

Just a wire coat-hanger would do it.

HEY ZED WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MY AWESOME COLORED NAME :C

It's the most boring shade of blue in existance.

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HEY ZED WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MY AWESOME COLORED NAME :C

They got rid of that usergroup in the merge. Something about elitism. We asked for it back but no luck :(

I DEMAND MY NAME BE CHANGED TO FABULOUS PIMP PURPLE

I SHALL SETTLE FOR NAVY BLUE