So I'm not a big drinker or anything, but I decided to have a life again last night instead of sitting at home playing World of Warcraft. It was the first time I had anything to drink since New Years.

I got sooooooo fucked up to the point where I was conscious that I fucked up but couldn't do shit about it. You know how people say mind over matter? Yeah no not this time. The last thing I remember is puking all over my friends living room and three of them carrying me to the bathroom. I straight up passed out and woke up like every ten minutes for what to be an hour. At one point I was just laying on the bathroom floor yelling that I just wanted to go to sleep, but everyone insisted I change clothes and take a shower because my shirt and pants were covered in puke. I asked my girlfriend why she didn't stop me and she said everytime she turned around I was tipping a bottle. Which yeah I finished off like 3 bottles of alcohol for my friend and took three chugs of his Captain Morgans 141 proof. They told me after I passed out they tried cleaning the bathroom and this other guy ended up flooding the toilet in the bathroom, and my girlfriend and three of my rather attractive girl friends started making out at one point. Those sluts didn't take any pictures, or else I would share them with you all.