So yeah, Devour's thread was interesting but it's a tad cliche.

Rules:
- Talk about what Zombie-Above-Poster will actually do and how you deal with it.
- Bonus points if you can post turning into one yourself at the bottom of your posts.
- You can't say you're immune. Or you're god. Or whatever. That's a thread killer right there.

In this thread, we talk about in the context of a forum setting. Say you're a user on this forum and this forum is an actual city. Assume people as they are, so if you think Zed is badass, he'll probably be a badass zombie. Or something.



Btw, does anyone feel cold? I think I....I....grrrroooowlll....flesh

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Begin.

I feel no fear, Zombie-Hewitt will only feast on the flesh of those noobs who break forum rules. And then one day he'll be captured and purified, turning into Cyber-Hewitt.

Grab supplies from my home, get in a car, drive to a nearest gun shop, steal some guns (of course, with ammo) and drive away from the city and survive as long as I can..

Yeah I forgot to mention: Please talk about what Zombie-Above-Poster will actually do and how you deal with it.

Bonus points if you can post turning into one yourself.

So yeah I guess in this case, Zombie-Ares would just keep making Zombie-Games where the prize is a bite to the noggin. Every round. I wouldnt even play with that shit so I dont think anyone short of the noobs will actually fall for it.

Let him slowly follow me backing up every time he gets relatively close.

becasue hewitt.

2fast4u

*Hewitt, bursts into Jutsu's living room. GROAAAARG!!*

DAMN! I knew it would happen when I don't have any pants on!

*Jutsu grabs the nearest empty saki bottle*

Back! Back you vile beast!

*Fwump! Jutsu knocks Hewitt to the ground with a jaw shot and starts putting on his pants.*

Damnit, I left my belt on my other pair of jeans!

*Hewitt gets back up and grabs Jutsu from behind*

Noooooo! I didn't want it to be like this Hewitt!

*Jutsu wraps his belt around Hewitts neck after knocking him back with an elbow*

I hope scratches aren't infectious! Ah...ahoahh!

*Hewitt shambles forward confused, looking for flesh. Leading Jutsu by Jutsu's belt around his neck*

Woah, woah slow down, my pants are falling down!

*Hewitt and Jutsu stumble into the street when suddenly*

ERRRRRRRRRRRRRT!! OH SHIT!!

*They both get hit by a speeding car...driven by...*

(Is this about to turn into continue the story?)
*Hit a dumbass leading a zombie around by his belt*
I think I could see that as how jutsu goes out, most likely too, seeing how both of them are screwed and I'm a humble fox...of equality? Fuck I don't know. I'd try to talk them both into submission by flinging stories at them only to succumb myself as a zombie with a pen!

I'm immune

Quote from Drone

I'm immune

Boo. Disregard.

New rule: You can't say you're immune. Or you're god. Or whatever. That's a thread killer right there. Skip over Drone and I, plox

Quote from Hewitt

Boo. Disregard.

New rule: You can't say you're immune. Or you're god. Or whatever. That's a thread killer right there. Skip over Drone and I, plox

if i seen zombie hewit I would run for my life and pray stone saves me. :P

After defeating an entire city of zombies Veir had no problem stomping the undead Phantom121221's head in. He knew he didn't have long before he would himself come to the many bite wounds that he had sustained in the General Forum. He sat on the ground and waited as darkness began to overtake his vision. The overwhelming void of death encompassed his sight, but was fought off by a red haze. The red aura in his vision grew, along with his need for human flesh.

Nish was a nigh-unstoppable juggernaut of testosterone, and though Veir was a step below him, he was still formidable. He had hulking muscles, imperishable stamina and great humor, a combination that proved deadly. However, he too was brought down by concentrated overkill as several simultaneous traps immobilized him while numerous weapons, most of which were salvaged from dead gladiators, turned him into puree.

Unfortunately for GuardianTempest, all of his plans have a fatal flaw and for this one is that he was too focused on a single direction and was ambushed by a wayward zombie. While he dealt with it without getting bit, he discovered that he already had an infected bite on his shoulder. He tried to kill himself using his own gladiator's kodachi but, to his horror, he stopped bleeding out minutes ago. All he could do now was stand beneath the warm and soothing rain, feeling a mental haze while droplets gently fall down on the terrain. His sorrow started washing away and all the stains of time, for there was no more misery, only a feeling of dryness inside.

In the mud it's sinking deeper...

Devour stepped up to GuardianTempest and let himself get bit, because Devour was just too good of a username for a zombie to have.

as Devour was bitten... Ipman suddenly runs to Devour and attemps to kill him with his kung fu but gets exhausted after

I stick on myself a bomb and set the timer so i will explode 1 minute after the incubation period is over, then i let myself get infected by the poster above.