I would pretend that they were my friends. Books are good friends, they never leave you. ~devi

I'd open up my little book eating shop, where all the fancy fellas and poor people can eat them for free, with a variety of dips on offer of course. Or I'd just supply them all to charity for the sick. ~Rosie

To be quite fair, I'd do what I've always wanted to do for kicks.
I would cut out each word meticulously and make a book of my own, form the words and works of other books. Stitch together each paragraph, sentence, line. Each heart wrenching moment of a story for the ages, all made by the books of other.
A worthy sacrifice. ~Equinox Fox

I'd look through for any books I needed and then stick the rest on ebay. It would cover my living costs for a couple of years, which would be good because I don't like to work. ~Zed



Fill boxes with them. Hundreds of boxes. Thousands. Then hide a klondike bar in the bottom of one of the boxes, safely in some form of case. Then present it to the world and ask mankind the only question that has ever mattered: What would you do for a Klondike bar?

First one to find the klondike bar gets to keep all the books and the ice cream. ~Veir

I'd hit my head against a wall until I forgot every single one of them. ~Charry

I'd guess I would just......
Blow through them. :^)~Pox

I'd enter Congress and tell each joke one at a time while yodeling inappropriately, and it would be the most productive day in weeks. ~Devour

I would make a 10 hour rap song with all the jokes and make millions, then rub it peoples faces that I was the only one who could make money off of fart jokes. ~Hydra

I don't know if you know I'm a guy or not... ~Crank
I'd my army of Cranks to be my own personal harem ~Devour

I would take 10,000 clones of Hewitt. Then I would sell their organs, stuff pillows with their hair, and burn the rest for energy. All whilst recording the screams to play as I go to sleep each night.

£> Hewitt <3 ~Zed

With 10,000 Zed's I could harness all of that raw psychological energy and absorb it all to make myself a pure transcendant being of intelligence and knowledge. ~Miracle

I'd take 10,000 Azure Kites and lock them all in a town with a glass dome locking them in, cutting off all access to the outside world. They would be provided with every source of food and energy that they would need to sustain them.
At first the town would live in harmony, all wonderful and happy to be living with others who understood them so well. But then the cabin fever would begin to fit in. Anxieties and grudges would begin to form. Slowly, each Azure would develop a seething hatred for everyone around them, and then like hydrogen peroxide in a pressure cooker, chaos and anarchy would erupt all in one day and fires would engulf what was once a merry utopia.
And I would watch it all. ~Devour

If I had 10,000 Zeros I would continue to live the way I currently am, because I wouldn't have anything. 10,000 zeroes is still zero. ~Jombo
You know, this post makes me question my existence and value in life. ~Zero

I would like to take 10,000 Devours and put them all in different rooms to each write a book. Half the rooms would play relaxing music and half would play fast-paced. Half would be blue and half would be red. Half would smell like cigarettes and half would not. I would gather extremely valuable data into how different stimuli impact the speed and quality of your writing.

In fact I could introduce way more variables than that - they're clones so there's no need for large sample sizes. ~Zed

10,000 Zeds to work for me. Christmas parties would only consist of drinking alcohol with death metal music blaring to the maximum. ~Smile

I'd take my 10,000 Pox's, all of which who are still forming the longest human centipede to ever be fathomed, and then with my 10,000 tubes of Krazy Glue I would construct an enormous Ferris wheel made entirely of human centipede Pox's. I would take this Ferris wheel and place it conveniently on the edge of a very large hill that also conveniently rolls directly through 5 city blocks that have nothing but elementary schools in them.

At 12:15 PM, with passengers or without, I would set fire to the ferris wheel full of 10,000 human centipede Pox's who are Crazy Glue'd together and disconnect the ride, causing it to roll down the hill with great speed. It would roll past every elementary school right as all the kids are running out to play, giving them a sight they would not soon forget. ~Devour

I'd make a giant pyramid out of humans with glue. That's what I'd do. ~Caelo

I'd take all the glue and do the worst possible thing imaginable: break into the lube factory and replace all their product with the krazy glue, then sadistically wait for the news report as I hear of all the couples stuck inside of each other. Sex Put Me In The ER will be running a full week special. ~Azure Kite

i'll pour all the glue on terkoiz's cock and see all of stickpage die of starvation ~Smile

I would form the iBot™.
Like a smaller, smarter, more functional version of Carzilla. In motherfucking HD, bitches. ~Azure Kite

I would hook them to rods and fish for white women ~Drone

I'd reverse-engineer every single Iphone, combine every one of their processors and create an enormous super computer more powerful than anything ever imagined.
And then I'd browse stickpage on it. ~Devour

Sell them for an Android. ~Jombo

... I considered destroying them because some people need protecting from their own decisions, but only 10,000 wouldn't be enough to make a difference... ~Zed

I would have the largest orgy ever. And spread STDs. ~Envoy

No, I'm not expecting to live. And for the lesbian thing I will command through word of mouth that it is compulsory. Win or fail, I would have achieved the dream of every Islamic suicide bomber. 72 virgins? Fuck that. 10,000 baby. I would become a legend, and after centuries a god. Scholars ponder how 10,000 women were so drawn to the infected phallus of this one individual. ~Envoy, upon being questioned about "oversexxing"

What I always do with ones I have now....B^) ~Pox

I would tell them all I will be appearing in a secret diamond mine to sign autographs. But instead I'll be signing a contract to the owner of the mine for my generous offer. Then I'll return home with 40% of his earnings and departing from my beloved fan base forever. ~Charry

I'll create a gladiatorial system for them, where they kill each other with just their hands. So thus would fulfill my daily needs of sadistry, and the last survivor would get the prize of slowly being killed by me. ~devi

Get a t-shirt launcher with a shitload of oranges. And say the last person standing gets my autograph. ~Caelo

Have them all lick me. So I could be extremely wet. ~ssosmeify
I would have them transform into whatever I wanted, like that game the Wonderful 101. I'm pretty sure stuff like human spheres and maybe chairs are possible, just not swords and stuff. ~Ashero

I would give them membership applications to my fan club and they could join the other ten thousand. ~Zed

Make a glowing scale model Eiffel Tower, then speak poor French. ~Azure Kite

I would invite 10,000 party-hardy teenagers to the biggest rave ever. ~Veir

Crack em all and put them in my pool. ~Equinox Fox

Drink all the fluid and get super powers ~Drone

is a big neon penis unique enough? ~Smile

I'll use them as ammo for my makeshift pistols crafted from rubber bands, cardboard and paper clips. ~ErrorBlender

I'd send innocent packages, packed very, very tightly. It'll take some work to get through it all. They'll have to work. They'll have to work hard. And I won't let them just tilt it. No, I'll take my leftover krazy glue so it's sealed in nicely.We'll see how long it takes them to find the body parts, and put them back together. Those fans never saw it coming....~Azure Kite

I would affix all 10,000 pieces of foam to me with some kind of glue/tape, and in my new ascended form, the Foam Golem would begin his reign.
Those children think they know pillow fighting. But after those little nerds faced the Foam Golem all that would remain in my wake would be a trail of feathers, the tears of the innocent, and slightly-burnt foam bits. ~Devour

I'd finally have enough packing peanuts to safely store Jutsu's massive ego.
Bazing, motherfucker ~Captain Cook

There are 10,000 cubic centimetres in a cubic metre. I don't think these packing foam pieces are more than three cubic centimetres, and they're possibly as little as two. I think you could make a pit large enough to sit in and splash around, but not big enough to dive into without injuring yourself. You could just about make it deep enough but that would mean making it so narrow that you'd struggle to get the right way up again afterwards, and then you might drown in Styrofoam peanuts.

Personally I would use them to pack a large bean-bag. It might seat two people, although in practice it would be all mine ~Zed

I'd fill boxes with them, label all those boxes "valuables inside, do not drop" and have them locked into an American storage unit, just to piss off some fat auction reality stars and laugh at their disappointed faces when it airs on TV. ~Charry

I'd create the loudest, cutest meow ever conceived ~Devour

Eliminate all people with cat allergies from the gene pool. ~Envoy

I'd stop all human connection ~Firefly

Sell them to starving African children to get rich ~AtomicApple

I'd be #1 on youtube. ~Arch-Angel

Drown in pussy ~sss