This.

And then work.

Happy Halloween you guys!

Mmm I'd love to treat myself to a trick.

Am I right?

Dressing up as a werewolf and passing candy out to kids, since my college designated my dorm as a "safe trick or treating" zone.

Nothing because I don't celebrate Halloween.

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Probably go to a halloween party if they meet my requirements of a good time. Otherwise just stay home and do jack shit.

Buy sweets, then cry as soon as I have to give them away to small children.

Turn off all the lights in the house and hide behind the curtains.

Never shall they get candy.

Dressing up as a sexy firefighter and going out to party. Pics will be shared within the night.

Mostly doing schoolwork and stuff, I have a lot of shit to catch up on.

Besides, I'm not really into candy and none of my other friends care enough to dress up anyway.

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Buy sweets, then cry as soon as I have to give them away to small children.

My house had an astounding two Trick or Treaters. If you can catch a plane help yourself.

I made 4 kids cry with my costume. I feel ashamed.

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I made 4 kids cry with my costume. I feel ashamed.

Did you dress up as yourself

Nigga you got jokes

This Halloween was a blast, I turned off all my lights, left a massive bowl of jello outside and laughed as the children stuck their hands inside the bowl expecting candy but meeting a squishy wall of green gelatin instead. It's the simple things in life you appreciate the most.