You should move everything two inches to the right and give everybody major ocd issues.

Nah, just rob them.

Rob them, the stars command it.

It's people like you that give Argonians a bad name. You guys are the reason our people are still in chains across this island. I say to you, fellows, that we must be the change we wish to see in this world. We must take the high road and show everyone that Argonians are not thieves and low-lives. We are a people as noble as any other. Leave the room as we found it.

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It's people like you that give Argonians a bad name. You guys are the reason our people are still in chains across this island. I say to you, fellows, that we must be the change we wish to see in this world. We must take the high road and show everyone that Argonians are not thieves and low-lives. We are a people as noble as any other. Leave the room as we found it.

Its actually Khajiit that are portrayed as thieves since they are built for it. Argonians are just seen as lesser beings because they are more tribal and are distrustful of outsiders due to their homeland being used as a staging area for pirates.

I wouldn't try and correct Zed if I were you. He'll blast you to ash with his rampant Autism.

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It's people like you that give Argonians a bad name. You guys are the reason our people are still in chains across this island. I say to you, fellows, that we must be the change we wish to see in this world. We must take the high road and show everyone that Argonians are not thieves and low-lives. We are a people as noble as any other. Leave the room as we found it.

We're not playing a frakkin' Dragonborn with all that nobility fluff crap and shiny scales, this is a terminally ill Argonian destined to rob that room clean and then promptly haul ass. Check your priviledge.

But look at our skill set! There's no sneak there, no lockpicking, not even any acrobatics or illusion. Sure, our starsign is the Thief, but we don't have to let the accident of our birth determine our destiny. And the Thief doesn't help you steal anything anyway - sanctuary is a combat bonus. The only "stealth" skills we have are the ones for talking to people and trading. We are not a thief. We are an honourable adventuring spellsword.

Well here's the update. First person to spot the Easter egg gets a free steam game.

Click here for page 7!

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But look at our skill set! There's no sneak there, no lockpicking, not even any acrobatics or illusion. Sure, our starsign is the Thief, but we don't have to let the accident of our birth determine our destiny. And the Thief doesn't help you steal anything anyway - sanctuary is a combat bonus. The only "stealth" skills we have are the ones for talking to people and trading. We are not a thief. We are an honourable adventuring spellsword.

There's actually plenty of chance to steal stuff in this game, stuff that is left unguarded.

We're a spellsword, but not an honorable one. We're also a thief, just not a particularly talented one.
But hey, as long as there's no witness in this game, no crime.

And besides, as long as we have alteration we can buy spells for unlocking stuff.

How far have we fallen, brothers? As soon as we are released we should proceed to the Temple in Vivec to atone for our sins.
I suspect the easter egg is some play on "crab meat" but I don't have time to play games these days :'( so winning the prize would taunt me.
In the mean time, I have a feeling we should check any nearby barrels in case someone has mislaid their property and would like it returned to them.

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How far have we fallen, brothers? As soon as we are released we should proceed to the Temple in Vivec to atone for our sins.


In the mean time, I have a feeling we should check any nearby barrels in case someone has mislaid their property and would like it returned to them.

Good recommendations, I wouldn't have done it if I was making the decisions here. I'm impressed with how many people went for the stealin'

Oh yeah, found the magical ring, don't know if you could see the new page beneath the video.

And just so everyone knows, the first post in this thread will now have each update listed in order. Enjoy.

The new image wasn't (and still isn't) showing up for some reason. But I did get to see it when I copied the image URL and opened it in a new tab.


We should speak to our fellow Blackmarsh countryman and see if he will mate with us. By which I mean, practice our speechcraft until he is our mate. If not then I guess we should talk to that friendly looking Bosmer.

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The new image wasn't (and still isn't) showing up for some reason. But I did get to see it when I copied the image URL and opened it in a new tab.


We should speak to our fellow Blackmarsh countryman and see if he will mate with us. By which I mean, practice our speechcraft until he is our mate. If not then I guess we should talk to that friendly looking Bosmer.

Strange.

You can see the previous pages though right?

Anyone else having a problem viewing it?

So, I noticed something was weird about me and Caelo's colors. For some reason, instead of blue, we had green and black hair. >.> And it was interesting you played the song Livin' in the Sunlight (Lovin' in the Moonlight) by Al Sherman and Al Lewis (Tiny Tim version) on your first video of this series, which was also the same song on the first episode of Spongebob Squarepants. I also noticed I didn't get a shout out you jerk.

As for some actions to take, find a lady and chat her up until she's madly in love with you. If this fails, find a man and chat him up until he's madly in love with you. If all else fails, look for some kind of mission involving killing things with the dagger you stole.

Technically the stuff you took isn't seen as stolen so you can just head to the nearest general store and sell the stuff, get some new threads, maybe buy a spear. Then head over to the skydiving wizard and get them scrolls. (not to use until you get levitation or slow fall)

Nothing is really stolen in Morrowind. At least, not in the sense of later Elder Scrolls games where you had to find a fence for your morally dubious merchandise. The only rule is that you can't sell something back to its original owner. And there's that glitch where some people also get irate if you try to sell them duplicates of something you stole from them, like if you steal a diamond from someone you'll never be able to sell diamonds to them in the future.

But let's not lie to ourselves, brothers. What we did in that room was wrong. Just because no one else will ever know it doesn't make it ok. We will have to live with our actions forever unless we confess our sins in Vivec and undertake The Pilgrimage.