The Large Kwama Egg? Those things are everywhere. Like, everywhere. I mean, if you're just saying "hey, we got an egg, it's an easter egg" or "a lizard with an egg" then you're a meanie puff.

EDIT: Also, totally fine with not getting a free Steam game. I just love secret hunting. I personally find the coincidence about the song or the changing me and Caelo's colors to be much more like an easter egg.

I don't mean as in a traditional easter egg, I mean like, a hidden thing I added in.

Found it. Your class is "I love Cap'n Cook," and that's at 1:18, not 1:17 you pink liar. You're officially nicknamed female orgasm, because you're so fake.

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Found it. Your class is "I love Cap'n Cook,"

About time, I had to give a hint though.

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and that's at 1:18, not 1:17 you pink liar. You're officially nicknamed female orgasm, because you're so fake.

First of all, that's a pretty funny joke.

Secondly, I feel really sorry for you and your sex life.

Ah, no need. It's going pretty well. I do feel the joke was made in bad taste though, and apologize to any girls/women who feel offended by it. That being said, I'm still convinced you're a terrible person for leaving such a poor and incorrect hint.

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Ah, no need. It's going pretty well. I do feel the joke was made in bad taste though, and apologize to any girls/women who feel offended by it.

The only thing women will be offended by is your lack of sexual prowess.

ZING!

Ha ha, get with the gaming sir. Or quietly await more recommendations which coincide with mine.

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Ha ha, get with the gaming sir. Or quietly await more recommendations which coincide with mine.

Sadly this is where my knowledge of Morrowind ends. Medium armor and a spear should be priority. I usually just went to Solstheim to become a werewolf.

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Ha ha, get with the gaming sir. Or quietly await more recommendations which coincide with mine.

Hey man, this is a lot of work.

I only listed scrolls we can afford and spells we have skills for. I'm not sure what our chance of success with the spells are yet, but we wont know until we buy.

I forgot to mention, he has no magical potions.
Well?

Ok, Heart Heal should be purchased. It'll be useful for later scenarios. The rest of our money should be saved, while we go and deal with some... waste* management.




*Waste, in this sense, refers to the scum of society Outlaws whom do nothing but "waste" the oxygen, space, and lives of others more deserving of it. By killing off such beings, not only would we be providing a public service, we'd be earning back some karmic value, which is in line with Zed's preachings. Plus, we get to stab something repeatedly with a stick with a point, which makes everyone happy. Especially when said outlaw dies. This death should be followed by much looting.

A scroll of Almsivi Intervention would lend us the protection of the Temple in our endeavours.

Hearth Heal is almost certainly beyond our abilities, but we could hone our skills with Resist Magicka.

There is a place nearby where, had we been born Shadowscales, we could have acquired some additional medium armour, but as we are not in fact thieves that need not concern us.

I'm happy to try our luck with the nearby rapscallions, but I do think we should have another chat with Fargoth on the way and admire him a bit. We are, after all, a personable Argonian.

Excellent, we got a half-decent cuirass right off the bat. Because you don't regen health over time, we should go for the self-heal spell. That shit's a life saver at our level. Once we've concluded our business here, we should go to the cornerclub and pick up a quest or two. It may also be beneficial to get a room if we get an experience boost from being well-rested, since we now have a lead on a criminal hideout to test our new spear on.

I'm getting the impression you want me to find the outlaw's hide out and fight.

Is that the general consensus?

2 for the healing spell, one for the temple teleport (Almvisi Intervention) and resist magicka, consensus to kill the outlaws, and a suggestion to speak more with Fargoth.

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I'm getting the impression you want me to find the outlaw's hide out and fight.

Is that the general consensus?

Gotta make that moola somehow