I'm sure we all remember lots about our younger childhoods, if we take a moment to sort through and dredge up all those old memories.

I remember once, me and my brother were playing on a trampoline and for no reason other than "Lol this would be funny" I jumped and launch-kicked him in the chest while we were both in the air, sending us both flying off of the trampoline. Both of us got hurt and it wasn't a very fun time in particular.

Another time at the age of 8 or so, I randomly thought "Sometimes I don't even remember how my day went a few days ago. I wonder if I can make myself remember today forever?" And I spent like 15 seconds concentrating really hard and taking in every detail around me. I still remember that moment and the room I was standing in with perfect detail.

What are some random stories of your childhood?

I remember the first time I jacked off. I was watching maury on cable television on my little 12x12 tv on the floor. There was some chick on the tv, she wasn't even attractive but I got super horny for no reason and I pressed my dick against the static charged screen. Like I was trying to fuck her through space and time. I ended up tying a tie I found on the floor around my forehead like a headband and having a great time.

Oh, here's a good one:
When I was about 7-8 years old I had to walk over a mile to get to the bus stop every day on a rocky dirt road. Well sometimes after school I would ride some of the way back or to my friends house in the back of my friends, grandfathers, old pick up truck. We would put down the tail gate and just ride on the jagged dirt road at high speeds. When we got to their drive way which was easily 300 feet, his grandpa hauled ass. Well we hit a large divot in the road and the rear end of the truck jumped up, instinctively I grabbed a hold of the rusty hinge on the tail gate. Well, it was a big mistake, because as the truck came down the tail gate went up and the hing quickly snapped on my fingers. Immediately I let go as soon as my fingers weren't smashed by the hinge and I fell out of the back of the truck and rolled a least 10 feet across the rocky ground.
I remember it being a bright sunny day just laying there looking right at the sky but it seeming really dark and like I had lost time and that I was really disoriented. Looking back I was clearly concussed.

So, when I was 8 at school after playing a lot with some classmates, we went to wash our hands as usual, but this time we took all the soap and spread it on the floor so we could play on the slippery surface, everything was ok and we all left, I forgot a towel on the bathroom so I went back... thing is, when I first stepped inside I stumbled cus of the slippery surface and started to fall forwards, in an attempt to hold my balance I hold the sink next to me, but unfortunately it had a crapton of soap too, I didn't know it had soap so I just leaned my whole body against the sink, as expected my body kept falling and I was so close to the sink that I hit my head against one if the edges super hard.

I can't remember absolutely anything else from that day, from what my mom and classmates tell me, I was knocked out completly, I still got the scar next to my right eye lol.

Okay I'll make a list so I can get back to it later:

. The Blinded Friend
. Peaceful Victory
. Tears and Betrayal
. The Wet Escape
. The Tale of the Fallen Watermelon
. The Crooked Duelist
. The Hidden Wound
. Innocent Crime
. The Rope of Death
. Unjust Cheese
. The Silent Pooper

I exaggerated the names, so prepared to be underwhelmed.

When I was in kindergarten, I used to go to church to listen to my brother learn in his piano lessons. One time, I was listening and I saw through a hallway window saw a friend of mine who beckoned me to play tag with him. I followed him through the door and chased him down the hallway where we ended up running into a dark cafeteria. He ran into the dark and I followed, however i forgot to take into account the support concrete I-beams that stood there. I ran into one and it made a very nice dull clang that alarmed a group of teenage girls playing volleyball in the gym a door away. A girl ran in and when the light shined upon my face and she saw me, she promptly screamed. It turned out that my concussion against the beam created a cut across my forehead that covered my face in blood which I guess freaked her out. I had no idea what was wrong so I laughed at her, however I was taken to the bathroom where I found out what happened to me, so I promptly began screaming too. We went to the hospital where I was quickly treated, and the doctor, because he thought it would be funny I guess, sanitized my wound with a small water gun filled with rubbing alcohol. Then he wiped the rest of the blood off my face and stitched and bandaged my wound right up, sending me merrily on my way.

Oh did I tell you this was the day before Halloween? Yea I made a great looking ninja, the giant bandage on my head really helped the mask stay on well.

When I was grade 3, I didn't want any of the fucktards in my school to force me to tell my crush. I got tired of it, so I made a lie that went trendy: I have a crush on my adviser.
Worst decision I've ever made, but when I look back at it, it actually makes my chuckle. Still, that was so stupid of me.

Oh and when I was grade 2, I got a semi-bald haircut. My mom told me to go get a haircut, and probably she said not to semi-bald or shit my hair, but instead I heard the opposite. With a guardian I told my barber, and then boom. Mom laughed at me-but in a mom-way, not in the asshat way-, so did my classmates when I went to school-in an asshat way. Luckily, one of my girl classmates cared for my shame, so she comforted me. I was soooooo bloody embarassed.

Oh, and the time when I stabbed my classmate in the head three times. When I was 8. Because of jealously-weird jealousy. I misunderstood "cousin" as another term for best friend back then, and he was claiming my "best friend" as cousin. With enraged on the fact that he was "wrong", I stabbed him with a sharp-ass pencil. Oh, good times~
No, I wasn't gay.

I was brutal back then.

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Oh, and the time when I stabbed my classmate in the head three times. When I was 8. Because of jealously-weird jealousy. I misunderstood "cousin" as another term for best friend back then, and he was claiming my "best friend" as cousin. With enraged on the fact that he was "wrong", I stabbed him with a sharp-ass pencil. Oh, good times~
No, I wasn't gay.

Reconcile is that you?

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Excuse me, but who's Reconcile?

A fellow sharp pencil stabbing kid who doesn't understand the difference between 'cousin' and 'best friend'.

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Reconcile is that you?

^Guess I wasn't the only one who thought so. But not sure.


Anyway on topic, I remember I was still around 7-8, cold attacked me pretty badly one day so I had to stay at home. When walked around my home's porch, I sneezed hard near an aquarium and accidentally hit my head on its big glass. The aquarium was OK, plus the fish inside, but not my head. I cried out loud to my nanny (both my parents were working), and she rubbed my head to calm me down. I think it was easy for her to do so because I did fine afterwards for three minutes later.

Was funny when I had to recall it again, so silly XD Made me learn not to sneeze near such objects.

Wow holy shit, someone actually has the same experience as me? Guess I'm not the only one.

when I was a kid I wanted to RHG Terkoiz!!!!


wait that was just 4 years ago...

I told a teacher of mine that if 2012 was truly the end of the world I'd stab a kid in the neck with a ballpoint pen. That was a fun school year, I had 4 referrals to psychologists.

Nice thread! I remember when I was years old, I was chasing my sister in the house. She went in her room and shut the door so I wouldn't get her. However I put too much force while pushing the door that I shuttered the glass on it(it was cheap glass an wood door). The glass wounded me(duh) and thus I acuired my first manly scar(on my nose).

I remember a lot of them. I'd say this is my top 3 stupidest moments:

When I was 5 years old, break-dancing was something I loved to do. Well, I couldn't really do it, but I COULD do a cartwheel and a minute-long handstand. I was teaching my sister how to do a cartwheel, and she for some reason thought I wasn't doing it right. We had this competition on who could do flips better. I did a roll, she did a roll, then I TRIED to do a backflip, and I broke my arm. Thank god I put my arm there before my head hit the ground, though..
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When I was 7 years old, I was bike-racing my friend. I had always won the races, and we raced almost every day. The only thing different about this is, my sister was in the middle and wanted to say "GO! " - Wasn't so bad. My friend and I raced to the end of the street, and then turned and came back. My sister was still there.
I was in the lead, telling her to move out of the way, and she moves right when we are about 20 feet from each other. I turned left, she started going left, I turned right, she started going right... I almost hit her, so I completely JUMPED off my bike that was going about 10 mph. I landed on my leg and it almost broke. The next thing I know, my friend told me he won. I went inside and I had a BIG gash on my leg. My mother used those cotton swabs without the cotton to get the dirt and pebbles out.. and this yellow thing. About 2 days later, in class, bubbles of blood was coming out of it. The thing is, my sister could've just stayed in the same place and wouldn't have gotten anyone hurt.
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When I was 11, I had my first sleep over. My friend and I had a fight and who ever won would've done what ever he wanted to the other person. Well, when we were fighting, he slightly tapped my -spot.- He didn't notice, so he kept fighting and I lost. What he did to me was carry me and throw me into the pool which was COLD AS FUUU. He set up a camera and recorded my reaction. Seeing it makes me laugh so hard because my face was funny as hell...