Oh dat Drone. He never gives a shit about anything.

I almost died choking on a peace of meat at school

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I was almost hit by a van once while absent mindedly crossing the street and some dude grabbed me back out of the way
He was all like, "what the fuck are you doing little bro, pay attention"

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Oh dat Drone. He never gives a shit about anything.

When Drone was a little boy, in an accident, he lost the "Give-a-fuck gland" in his Brain.

I was once hit by a motorcycle when I was 5

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I was once hit by a motorcycle when I was 5

In Russia, motorcycles don't run over 5 year olds.
5 year olds run over motorcycles.

it was in india you stereotypical cockdick juice drinker assfuck slutbitch

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I was once hit by a motorcycle when I was 5

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it was in india you stereotypical cockdick juice drinker assfuck slutbitch

Mhmm
that explains it

This one time I think I was 9 years old, I was walking down an icy pavement when I slipped and whacked my head on the curb. Just then, a car happened to be driving by and almost squashed my head like a watermelon. If it weren't for my father, I'd be a headless cunt.

Another time, I was 3 or 4 years old when I choked on a 2p coin. The last thing I remember was seeing pitch black. I soon lost consciousness, but my cousin happened to be near by and dislodged the fucker out of me. Either that or I actually died then magically came back to life, I don't know. Like I said: the last thing I saw was darkness before drifting to sleep, so I most likey died then risen again (highly unlikely).

I've never had some near-ldeath experiences, but thats probably cuz i live in virginia where nothing exciting happens .-.
AND WAIT HOLD THE PHONE WTF I THOUGHT DRONE WAS A GIRL THIS WHOLE TIME XD. EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
(Well not EVERYTHING thats a bit exaggerated .-. I know tacos taste awsum so that isnt a lie C: )
BTW If you said its most likely you died and then came back how come you put highly unlikely after it >.>
Did you guys know that i like pie :3

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I've never had some near-ldeath experiences, but thats probably cuz i live in virginia where nothing exciting happens .-.

I find everything about this statement hilarious, seeing as I'm from Portsmouth and I'm so used to gunshots that I barely register them anymore unless they're super close by.

Well, he's obviously from the boring part of Virginia azure, god

Well, I'm curious about which part is a "boring" part, because I hear about a lot of crime all over the place, we've had 3 Amber alerts this year, and several of our cities have UrbanDictionary entries (including my hometown of Portsmouth, AKA P-Town).

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so I most likey died then risen again (highly unlikely).

This absolutely makes sense.

I was also thinking that!

I've been hit by cars a few times and fell longish distances. All have been situations that I've walked away from so I don't know if they count as near-death or not. The potential was certainly there.