I was having fun with my little 8-year-old cousin when he got the bright idea to throw pillows at me from the top of a two-bunk bed. One of the pillows hit the chandelier right above me and came crashing down. It missed me by a Jair's breadth and suffered no wounds. I just stood there, dead silent, my body froze like a Popsicle.

I'm Pretty sure no shooting have been within 20 miles of my house at least lol.
But my life is pretty boring.
Setto's Daily schedule.
-Wake up
-Dress up
-Eat breakfast
-Beat up little sister
-Go to school
-Get in trouble with teachers
-Eat lunch
-Throw Carrots at Saije
-Get carrots thrown at me by Saije
-Go home
-Beat up sister more
-Occasionally get grounded
-Eat dinner
-Watch youtube till 1:00
-Go to sleep
-Repeat

Smart brother you got there Xate. He get straight A's? He probably got a A+ In being a retard because the teachers decided he was so awesome at it it was added to report card scores.

- Almost died from an illness when I was a baby
- Almost got hit by a truck
- Got hit by a car which thankfully stopped, thank God my injuries weren't bad (If the car didn't stop I'll be a disabled or dead son of bitch)

-When around 7 years old, almost got hit by a car when I was crossing the road (to the public toilet >.<)
-When around 14 years old, almost hit by a van coming out when I was riding bicycles, the van hit my front wheel, phew phew
-Got a stroke when 16 years old, yep luckily it wasn't severe enough to affect my life and just cured it by lying on the bed for a sole 2 weeks

Thx god... srsly

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Setto's Daily schedule.
-Beat up little sister
-Beat up sister more

You're just jelly that your parents love her more

At no point diring that daily schedule did he turn his swag on