it was inevitable

but there was no poll to be had

Huh. Well I learned something new today about making threads with polls.

Poll's up, by the way.

They usually take a while.

I can't believe you have 'anorexic' there as an actual measurement. You're garbage.

I also put 'obese' there as an actual measurement so I should be double the garbage, right?

Pretty much.

Obese. If you having a jolly good arse-stravaganza with a lovely obese lady and she farts it takes longer for your hands to stink and therefore it's easier to run away in time.

Quote from Charry

Obese. If you having a jolly good arse-stravaganza with a lovely obese lady and she farts it takes longer for your hands to stink and therefore it's easier to run away in time.

o.e lmao

These threads though.

now we just need a penis thread YEAH I SAID IT unless im late. am i late? i hope not

Yeh....

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now we just need a penis thread YEAH I SAID IT unless im late. am i late? i hope not

http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?89176-Cock-size

It really for me depends on the body shape. If shes a fuckin circle with a huge ass than I am turned off. If she has a real nice hour glass figure then my jeans are soaked.

I might be crucified for this, but I think Nikki Minaj and Kim Khardashian have the best bodies. Fake or not if I slap and its soft then its a nice ass.

Me and my nuts like Bubble butts
Sometimes it gets too big and looks either fake or unappealing.....

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It really for me depends on the body shape. If shes a fuckin circle with a huge ass than I am turned off. If she has a real nice hour glass figure then my jeans are soaked.

I might be crucified for this, but I think Nikki Minaj and Kim Khardashian have the best bodies. Fake or not if I slap and its soft then its a nice ass.

I agree

A bigger arse is harder to wipe and more likely smells of shit. Keep that in mind, gentlemen.

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A bigger arse is harder to wipe and more likely smells of shit. Keep that in mind, gentlemen.

I never heard of a person with such a big ass that he/she can't reach the crack to wipe it. But then again nobody ever told me if they could reach their ass crack.