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Dec 1, 2014 11:58 AM #1276131
it was inevitable
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Dec 1, 2014 12:05 PM #1276136
but there was no poll to be had
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Dec 1, 2014 12:07 PM #1276138
Huh. Well I learned something new today about making threads with polls.

Poll's up, by the way.
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Dec 1, 2014 12:08 PM #1276139
They usually take a while.

I can't believe you have 'anorexic' there as an actual measurement. You're garbage.
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Dec 1, 2014 12:11 PM #1276141
I also put 'obese' there as an actual measurement so I should be double the garbage, right?
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Dec 1, 2014 12:12 PM #1276142
Pretty much.
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Dec 1, 2014 6:00 PM #1276330
Obese. If you having a jolly good arse-stravaganza with a lovely obese lady and she farts it takes longer for your hands to stink and therefore it's easier to run away in time.
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Dec 1, 2014 6:03 PM #1276333
Quote from Charry
Obese. If you having a jolly good arse-stravaganza with a lovely obese lady and she farts it takes longer for your hands to stink and therefore it's easier to run away in time.


o.e lmao

These threads though.
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Dec 1, 2014 6:21 PM #1276346
now we just need a penis thread YEAH I SAID IT unless im late. am i late? i hope not
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Dec 1, 2014 6:34 PM #1276353


Yeh....
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Dec 1, 2014 10:47 PM #1276432
Quote from Maroon
now we just need a penis thread YEAH I SAID IT unless im late. am i late? i hope not


http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?89176-Cock-size
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Dec 1, 2014 10:55 PM #1276439
It really for me depends on the body shape. If shes a fuckin circle with a huge ass than I am turned off. If she has a real nice hour glass figure then my jeans are soaked.

I might be crucified for this, but I think Nikki Minaj and Kim Khardashian have the best bodies. Fake or not if I slap and its soft then its a nice ass.
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Dec 1, 2014 11:48 PM #1276472
Me and my nuts like Bubble butts
Sometimes it gets too big and looks either fake or unappealing.....

Quote from Pox
It really for me depends on the body shape. If shes a fuckin circle with a huge ass than I am turned off. If she has a real nice hour glass figure then my jeans are soaked.

I might be crucified for this, but I think Nikki Minaj and Kim Khardashian have the best bodies. Fake or not if I slap and its soft then its a nice ass.


I agree
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Dec 1, 2014 11:53 PM #1276480
A bigger arse is harder to wipe and more likely smells of shit. Keep that in mind, gentlemen.
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Dec 2, 2014 1:46 AM #1276558
Quote from Rosie
A bigger arse is harder to wipe and more likely smells of shit. Keep that in mind, gentlemen.


I never heard of a person with such a big ass that he/she can't reach the crack to wipe it. But then again nobody ever told me if they could reach their ass crack.