If we're talking canon, give me Slowpoke tails. Lightly roasted, on a stick.

Does canon mean unoriginal? Come on Azure Kite think outside the box. LET'S JUST EAT THE WHOLE SLOWPOKE! cook it in a luau pit.

canon means part of the Pokemon universe's storyline. So its real.

Vanilluxe for dessert. That pokemon is just screaming to be eaten.

I'd eat a Slurpuff.



Looks like a cupcake.

Fuck you all.

I just had a thought. Wouldn't Ditto be like the all-in-one food?

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...and Ditto is basically a failed Mew clone right? Its why we don't see much farms.

They make Ditto in factories, turn them into the pokemon of choice and they slaughter/harvest that. The pokemon world does not have world hunger. They made a pokemon to end it for them.

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I just had a thought. Wouldn't Ditto be like the all-in-one food?

Yes he would, except once we kill him, he'll be stuck in the form before we killed him. So what if we told our ditto to become a food dispenser and then we kill him.

Or turn into a Gardevoir.

Or just... Turn into 2 dittos?

The problem is that you can't have a dead ditto stay in its transformed state. Most likely it would turn back into tasteless gum after a few bites.

EDIT: Oh, come on!

Hey guys have you ever thought about eating a Raiku?

Must be delicious with its conductive meat and all.

Science! If they can manufacture a pokemon that morphs into another pokemon, they can make it last longer hence food having an expiration date.

I imagine the pokemon world having labels that say: "Eat before this date" then a symbol of a Ditto.

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The problem is that you can't have a dead ditto stay in its transformed state. Most likely it would turn back into tasteless gum after a few bites.

EDIT: Oh, come on!

Ninja'd

So how about the PikaZza idea guys?

I imagine Pikachu's cheeks as really great meatballs ^w^

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Yes he would, except once we kill him, he'll be stuck in the form before we killed him. So what if we told our ditto to become a food dispenser and then we kill him.

Or turn into a Gardevoir.

Or just... Turn into 2 dittos?

I'd make him turn into a gardevoir if you catch my drift.

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I'm not seeing it, dude. I mean, I guess somebody (you) would want to eat the dragon/bird/mammal thing, but it just doesn't seem too tasty to me.

I'm confused sr bro :(