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Now that's just saaaad.

Quote from Zero

Now that's just saaaad.

tbh it's the saddest one of all...at least with that last guys tablet it's actually a cool and useful device although his intentions were sad. This one is just watching money burn in the fireplace as santa comes down the chimney and burns his ass cheeks leading to him unable to shit out all those milk and cookies he ate and ultimately ruining christmas. Way to go, kid you burned Santas butthole shut and killed Christmas.

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tbh it's the saddest one of all...at least with that last guys tablet it's actually a cool and useful device although his intentions were sad. This one is just watching money burn in the fireplace as santa comes down the chimney and burns his ass cheeks leading to him unable to shit out all those milk and cookies he ate and ultimately ruining christmas. Way to go, kid you burned Santas butthole shut and killed Christmas.

Goodbye $600+.

You will be missed. Let's just hope he doesn't use it to animate stickfigures but with that avatar, I'm not really holding onto hope.

Absolutely nothing.
Then again, I didn't get anyone gifts either.
So it's pretty much the same as me giving everyone a $100 gift and everyone giving me $100 gift because the net is $0. That's how it works right?
Wouldn't Christmas be a lot better if everyone went out and got themselves exactly what they wanted instead of having a net of $0 anyway and risking giving someone something they'll never use?
I'm like a genius or something.

Zero

Goodbye $600+. You will be missed. Let's just hope he doesn't use it to animate stickfigures but with that avatar, I'm not really holding onto hope.

only $150
makin it rain
get on mai lvl
FaZe Clan n00bz

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Goodbye $600+.

You will be missed. Let's just hope he doesn't use it to animate stickfigures but with that avatar, I'm not really holding onto hope.

only $150
get on mai lvl
FaZe Clan
makin it rain
spoderman noob
gooby pls

You should've asked us first, havik.

I got a Php.1,110 from my stepmother and a t-shirt with a pocket from my classmate. Everything else this Christmas is kinda boring (but I'm still happy :)).

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only $150
get on mai lvl
FaZe Clan
makin it rain
spoderman noob
gooby pls

I don't think you should still be proud of that.

All I got was a Bike .3.
But I leik dat Bike.

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Absolutely nothing.
Then again, I didn't get anyone gifts either.
So it's pretty much the same as me giving everyone a $100 gift and everyone giving me $100 gift because the net is $0. That's how it works right?
Wouldn't Christmas be a lot better if everyone went out and got themselves exactly what they wanted instead of having a net of $0 anyway and risking giving someone something they'll never use?
I'm like a genius or something.

You're the ONE MILLIONTH pre-pubescent/mid-pubescent child to think Christmas is dumb!

Bob! Tell him what he's won!

Well, BEING edgy on the internet is one thing, but HAVING an edge is another! Here is a sharp ass knife to match your edgy logic you radical revolutionary!


And even though you don't like receiving gifts, you're about to receive a euphoria-inducing fedora! Because we all know gifts that only get appreciated for a year suck, so now you're ready for your testes to drop, your neck to become fuzzy and start learning how to win over the ladies!


And to finish off this already luxurious gift set, we've added the intoxicating aroma known by ALL women throughout the world for having powerful arousal properties that are sure to send the panties flying off any lady of your dreams!

Axe Bodyspray! The go-to scent for most middle-schoolers! :D

my dad ordered some basketball shoes and a smartphone for me at america, but they said it was delayed . my dad ordered it like dec. 8 but up til now it's still there , he called the company and said it's too bad if they cant make it faster cuz it's for christmas presents . mannnnnnn my christmas sucks for now not until i receive my gift , then im good now lols

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You're the ONE MILLIONTH pre-pubescent/mid-pubescent child to think Christmas is dumb!

I'd like to thank my parents for constantly keeping my fedoras clean and my blades sharp.
I'd like to thank Doritos and Mountain Dew for sponsoring me up to this point.
I'd like to thank the league of atheists for teaching me that everyone in the world is dumb.
I'd also like to thank everyone in the world for not getting me a gift so that I could have a short butthurt rant about Christmas.
Last but not least, I'd like to thank MiniMan for acknowledging that I'm just another teen trying too hard to be excessively edgy.

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An MRE

I also bought my Hotspot but yeh

They come with M&Ms, come on man.

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I gotta do that reddit sthing next year, never even used reddit so I guess I should learn.

Especially after I saw this happen.

Haha "You lucky punk bitch you"