Silver

Power: He seems to be wielding some kind of glowing dildo... either that or it's just a deadly knife carried down from generation to generation allowing him to teleport to it at all times. I like the first answer.
Weakness: humon w33kniss
Story: Once upon A TIME THERE WAS A GUY NAMED (I accidentally hit caps, but I am not gonna fix it) Quik. He liked to animate and draw and shit. So he did. His sexually confused friend Quin asked him to join his clan. Quik said sure. Quin was all like: "Quik you don't have to be active in Stickpage if ya don't wanna" then Quik was like: "Okay". But then Rosie got all up on Quik's grill and was like: "You gotta make an RHG page, or I'll kill your family in front of you while making you watch Monty Python". Quik was okay with the family part but at the mention of Monty Python's mediocre British humor he knew he had to save himself. So he did by making himself an RHG page.
Oh yeah, the RHG. Silver is a bounty hunter, no one knows much about him, he is ruthless, yada yada yada generic RHG plot shit. You get the gist of it.
Here's an animation of Silver murdering a bunch of innocent black people you sick fuck:
http://quikanims.deviantart.com/art/Silver-Demonstration-509521039
Battles: Quik isn't man enough to RHG anyone. I mean Silver. Whatever.
Points: Since that pink spandex aerobics contest doesn't count, I guess 0 for now.

Power: He seems to be wielding some kind of glowing dildo... either that or it's just a deadly knife carried down from generation to generation allowing him to teleport to it at all times. I like the first answer.
Weakness: humon w33kniss
Story: Once upon A TIME THERE WAS A GUY NAMED (I accidentally hit caps, but I am not gonna fix it) Quik. He liked to animate and draw and shit. So he did. His sexually confused friend Quin asked him to join his clan. Quik said sure. Quin was all like: "Quik you don't have to be active in Stickpage if ya don't wanna" then Quik was like: "Okay". But then Rosie got all up on Quik's grill and was like: "You gotta make an RHG page, or I'll kill your family in front of you while making you watch Monty Python". Quik was okay with the family part but at the mention of Monty Python's mediocre British humor he knew he had to save himself. So he did by making himself an RHG page.
Oh yeah, the RHG. Silver is a bounty hunter, no one knows much about him, he is ruthless, yada yada yada generic RHG plot shit. You get the gist of it.
Here's an animation of Silver murdering a bunch of innocent black people you sick fuck:
http://quikanims.deviantart.com/art/Silver-Demonstration-509521039
Battles: Quik isn't man enough to RHG anyone. I mean Silver. Whatever.
Points: Since that pink spandex aerobics contest doesn't count, I guess 0 for now.
Also hi Rosie.